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let's complain about enki

Started by the last yatto, April 05, 2010, 11:10:24 PM

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the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Doktor Howl

If Enki doesn't want to be bitched at, perhaps he shouldn't do his level best to fuck up every thread he touches.
Molon Lube

Requia ☣

Fuk complaining about enki, he's not worth it.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Doktor Howl

What's that green shit on the ground?
Molon Lube

NotPublished

Edible Algae, or a mass horde of fairies and shit - you wearing your stomping boots?
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

the last yatto

you mean the coffee mug in the back?
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Iason Ouabache

ENKI IS THE CANCER KILLING PD!!!!!!


:jihaad:
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Rococo Modem Basilisk

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 05, 2010, 11:50:02 PM
ENKI IS THE CANCER KILLING PD!!!!!!


:jihaad:
I have a flower on my head, and I approve this message.
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I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Nast

I'm angry because Enki didn't grant me a wish when I blew on him.  :crankey:
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Brotep

Quote from: Nast on April 06, 2010, 01:11:15 AM
I'm angry because Enki didn't grant me a wish when I blew on him.  :crankey:

Gross.


Let that be a lesson to you; blowing on me always gets a wish granted.


But would you gargle some Dow Chemical Cleaner first? You know, the one with the scrubbing bubbles?

Faust

Quote from: Nast on April 06, 2010, 01:11:15 AM
I'm angry because Enki didn't grant me a wish when I blew on him.  :crankey:
well thats what you get for blowing enki.

Edit: you're lucky if thats the worst that happens.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Nast

Quote from: Faust on April 06, 2010, 01:45:00 AM
Quote from: Nast on April 06, 2010, 01:11:15 AM
I'm angry because Enki didn't grant me a wish when I blew on him.  :crankey:
well thats what you get for blowing enki.

Edit: you're lucky if thats the worst that happens.

It's true, now I regret aiding in seed dispersal.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Faust on April 06, 2010, 01:45:00 AM
Quote from: Nast on April 06, 2010, 01:11:15 AM
I'm angry because Enki didn't grant me a wish when I blew on him.  :crankey:
well thats what you get for blowing enki.

Edit: you're lucky if thats the worst that happens.

Rubbish.  Enki will be forced to manipulate his own bits til the day he dies.
Molon Lube

Rococo Modem Basilisk

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2010, 01:58:52 AM
Rubbish.  Enki will be forced to manipulate his own bits til the day he dies.



I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.