ATTN DOKTOR lol

[notathing]

hey man

you were in my dream last night for some reason.

and you had this really nice new car and you took me for a drive in it and you were the most fucked up driver I have ever seen.  You drove in the oncoming traffic lane the entire time and just swerved between cars and passed on the shoulder and sometimes just cut across boulevards for no apparent reason.

and then you took me to a talent show in a gymnasium and Bjork was there and she was going to invite me onstage to sing Triumph of a Heart with her but then the MC changed the plan and I didn't get to hang with Bjork.

and then you drove me to my grandma's house and we almost died a bunch of times on the way there.  and there was shitty food when we got there and a puffin swimming in an aquarium.  and then you hugged me kinda weird and handed me a blunt and disappeared and left me with your car.  but I couldn't drive it anyhere because I wasn't on the insurance 

[Suu]

That wasn't a dream.

[notathing]

That wasn't a dream.

[Doktor Howl]

hey man

you were in my dream last night for some reason.

and you had this really nice new car and you took me for a drive in it and you were the most fucked up driver I have ever seen.  You drove in the oncoming traffic lane the entire time and just swerved between cars and passed on the shoulder and sometimes just cut across boulevards for no apparent reason.

and then you took me to a talent show in a gymnasium and Bjork was there and she was going to invite me onstage to sing Triumph of a Heart with her but then the MC changed the plan and I didn't get to hang with Bjork.

and then you drove me to my grandma's house and we almost died a bunch of times on the way there.  and there was shitty food when we got there and a puffin swimming in an aquarium.  and then you hugged me kinda weird and handed me a blunt and disappeared and left me with your car.  but I couldn't drive it anyhere because I wasn't on the insurance 

Dreams are funny things.

For example, I am the most careful driver you could imagine.  The damage to my Jeep and the need for constant repairs has been caused by God throwing things at me as I dutifully drive the speed limit to your grandma's house.

Ho ho ho!  What sharp teeth you have, Dok!

[Payne]

I'm the type of person who ends up having all sorts of fucked up dreams about you guys. Mostly because I think for a time, I pretty much did ALL my socialising in here.

In any case, a couple dreams I've had that starred the Doktor have stuck in my head.

One where I shot him in the stomach "playfully", and then was forced to put him out of his misery by shooting him in the head, and everyone was pissed off at me for such a weak assed Death Of The Doktor.

Another (from a couple years back) where I was walking around a bleak, mostly grey, cityscape. A harbour, really. A whole bunch of the PD posters were standing around perfectly still like statues. I turned away to look at something for a moment and when I looked back, Howl was the only one still standing. The others were all on the ground, bleeding profusely and many of them missing limbs/head/clothes etc. The Doktor had this wicked frozen grin on his face and a tiny little bit of blood spatter on his forehead.

[Richter]

I once dreamnt that just about the entire east coast contingnet got into a horrible van wreck while on a cross country jaunt of some sort.  We awoke, unharmed to find the Good Doktor had somehow brought us all to an unfurnished house.

"You should be more careful." he said,  "That could have killed a motherfucker."

And then the screaming began.