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gnimbley loses his mind

Started by gnimbley, July 21, 2004, 03:46:23 PM

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gnimbley

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCI found your mind, gnimbley.

You want it back, or something?

Not necessarily. How much do you charge to return it?

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: gnimbley
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCI found your mind, gnimbley.

You want it back, or something?

Not necessarily. How much do you charge to return it?

Not much. It's really negligible.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

gnimbley


Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Figures.

::puts gnimbley's mind in a stew pot::

Dinner will served and severed and one hour.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

gnimbley

Hey.

The play is up on the internet in html form at my brand new web site.
The file sizes for the scenes are larger than I would like since they are
exported ou of Microsoft Word which really sucks at creating web pages.
Oh, and the photos seem to be taking up more space than I am allotted.
Eek!

Anyway, the link is in my sig. Sorry if some of the navigation is
chaotic, but what do you expect? The political and satire stuff is not
up yet (I have to take care of the photos first) but will be soon.

Ta ta!

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: gnimbleyHey.

The play is up on the internet in html form at my brand new web site.
The file sizes for the scenes are larger than I would like since they are
exported ou of Microsoft Word which really sucks at creating web pages.
Oh, and the photos seem to be taking up more space than I am allotted.
Eek!

Anyway, the link is in my sig. Sorry if some of the navigation is
chaotic, but what do you expect? The political and satire stuff is not
up yet (I have to take care of the photos first) but will be soon.

Ta ta!
Cool!  Let me know which pages are doing weird stuff and I will see what I can do to help you out.  I'm not an html expert, but I can do quite a bit.

gnimbley

Oh, it's not an html problem. The photo problem was I didn't pay
attention to the size of the photos and the size of my disk parition.
I uploaded about 8 megabytes of photos to a 10M disk and it protested
that it didn't have enough room for all my other files.

I'm such a gnome.

I moved the photos to Photo Bucket, so thats cool. Fortunately I
formatted the photo web pages in a database and all I had to do for
the html pages was change the variable with the directory for the
photos and re-export them. That took abut 15 seconds to redo
106 webpages. HA!

The other problem is that Microsoft software sucks. It is easy to create
web pages from Word but they are full of tons of extraneous Microsoft
crap. The pages are probably two to three times as large as they need
be, which of course, effects loading time (and bandwidth) but it is
almost impossible to easily strip out all the crap they put in. If you
want to see what I mean, look at the source for Act 1 Scene 1 and
the source for Scene 2. Should be damn obvious.

Oh, well, I'll get to it. Just have other stuff to do first.

For everyone:
If you haven't read the play yet, go read at least some of it, pretty please.
And tell your friends if you like it. I would like for it to be noticed outside
of the discordian community. And yes, that is gratuitous self-promotion.
If you can't shut up Turd and Roger, you can't shut me up either.

One-Eyed Thayne Magee

i read most of it today and i like it a lot.
it's easier for me to read stuff off the internet with only one eye
but i can't always find something i like as much as that
we will march down the road with boners!

hey! i can't find my glass eye.
where's my eye?
can't find it without it.
shit!  i think i caulked my eye.

DJRubberducky

Oh holy crap!  I'm just now reading the revised second act.  I love it! :D
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

DJRubberducky

Oh, and there's a circular link on Act2Scene5 - it keeps going back to itself.  I realize it's an important scene, but jeez. :D
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

gnimbley

Thanks!

Fixed it. It was only the link at the bottom. The link at the top was okay.
But, who would use the link at the top?

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Jasper

Me too, he was one of the few I recall fondly from that era.  He sent me a box of weird/awesome books, one time.


Jenne

He doesn't even show up at eb&g any longer...

AFK

Yeah, gnimbley was good people, er gnome.  fluffy on the other hand....
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.