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Started by -Kel-, April 06, 2010, 05:40:58 AM

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Pope Pixie Pickle

#15
April 07, 2010, 12:40:06 AM
THIS!

BADGE OF HONOR

#16
April 07, 2010, 02:57:19 AM
Apparently it's a "safety issue".  Nobody is allowed to listen to mp3 players cause they might get run over by a forklift or something...and yet there are hundreds of 8x12 shelves that aren't bolted to the floor which could fall over and crush anyone unfortunate enough to get caught near them.

Safety first!
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Triple Zero

#17
April 07, 2010, 10:30:16 AM
Wear a helmet!

... with built-in speakers 8)

I mean you are concerned about your safety, right? And well, the only available helmet in the right colour happened to have speakers embedded ...
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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