Bat-Shit-Insane Mayor Bans Police From Pursuing Criminals

[Nephew Twiddleton]

This is why my dream is to build a self-sufficient underground mountain fortress-bunker and seal myself inside. That way I wouldn't have to come up for the suck and fail every so often as we two-legs must do. It's only a dream, though.

Would you have a sun roof?

[Zyzyx]

This is why my dream is to build a self-sufficient underground mountain fortress-bunker and seal myself inside. That way I wouldn't have to come up for the suck and fail every so often as we two-legs must do. It's only a dream, though.

Would you have a sun roof?

See, I thought about this. I want to build a Rainbow Room. I will install shafts of quartz leading up to a sunny hillside that will, through the Magic of Science, produce dazzling arrays of refracted light that will spectacularly illuminate the special room, as well as some very thick and well-concealed crystal windows. I will sip mead and take exercise there.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

This is why my dream is to build a self-sufficient underground mountain fortress-bunker and seal myself inside. That way I wouldn't have to come up for the suck and fail every so often as we two-legs must do. It's only a dream, though.

Would you have a sun roof?

See, I thought about this. I want to build a Rainbow Room. I will install shafts of quartz leading up to a sunny hillside that will, through the Magic of Science, produce dazzling arrays of refracted light that will spectacularly illuminate the special room, as well as some very thick and well-concealed crystal windows. I will sip mead and take exercise there.

Sounds fun. I might drop in.

[Zyzyx]

This is why my dream is to build a self-sufficient underground mountain fortress-bunker and seal myself inside. That way I wouldn't have to come up for the suck and fail every so often as we two-legs must do. It's only a dream, though.

Would you have a sun roof?

See, I thought about this. I want to build a Rainbow Room. I will install shafts of quartz leading up to a sunny hillside that will, through the Magic of Science, produce dazzling arrays of refracted light that will spectacularly illuminate the special room, as well as some very thick and well-concealed crystal windows. I will sip mead and take exercise there.

Sounds fun. I might drop in.

It'd be like NORAD with a hydroponic garden and awesomesauce dispensing machines.

[Telarus]

Would you have to push a button every 108 minutes?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

All of this is why my dream is that we all run for office.

Seriously. If all of us ran for office on a regular basis, odds are very good that at least half of us would end up in some sort of politically influential position. We could all make this happen, and the best part is that we could do it as a jake and yet it would still be a REALLY REAL CONSPIRACY! How funny is that?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

In fact, the more I think about it, the better of an idea it sounds like. Come on... who wants to run for office? Let's do it!

[Telarus]

You me and Brainwash should brainstorm about this.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You me and Brainwash should brainstorm about this.

Hell yeah!

[Zyzyx]

I'll get my B.A. in Philosophy and run for city councilman. It's Baton Rouge, LA, so I'll be up to my neck in hookers and blow within three months! =D

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Being a Masshole, I'd probably have to take on a state-level incumbent Democrat running unopposed and fight very very dirty and agressively. Either that or temporarily change my party.

[Remington]

This is why my dream is to build a self-sufficient underground mountain fortress-bunker and seal myself inside. That way I wouldn't have to come up for the suck and fail every so often as we two-legs must do. It's only a dream, though.

Would you have a sun roof?

See, I thought about this. I want to build a Rainbow Room. I will install shafts of quartz leading up to a sunny hillside that will, through the Magic of Science, produce dazzling arrays of refracted light that will spectacularly illuminate the special room, as well as some very thick and well-concealed crystal windows. I will sip mead and take exercise there.

These exist, actually.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_tube

Also, Cave House Info




I have a similar plan, only it involves around 2,000+ 55 gallon PVC barrels and a location on the West Coast of British Columbia.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

In fact, the more I think about it, the better of an idea it sounds like. Come on... who wants to run for office? Let's do it!

I can just SEE my first press conference as a candidate, with the local paper.



Reporter:  "You are known for hanging out with perverts and criminals."

Me: "Yes, just like Jesus did."

[Don Coyote]

In fact, the more I think about it, the better of an idea it sounds like. Come on... who wants to run for office? Let's do it!

I can just SEE my first press conference as a candidate, with the local paper.



Reporter:  "You are known for hanging out with perverts and criminals."

Me: "Yes, just like Jesus did."

The new "El Presidente"