HERESEY!

[BADGE OF HONOR]

I'd rather quit when I hit my limit than finish off my drink and regret it later.

[Telarus]

it's cool, you can just post a pic with a strap-on and machine gun




The biggest HERESY I can think of is ALCHOHOL ABUSE. Every time I clean up after a party I always find FULL BEERS. WTF is with that? BEER NINJAS!

I promise to 'shop on the Pope Hat (Sports Team name will be extra). 2 Redesigns included.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

What's next, self articulation via prolapse?

One can only hope.

[Triple Zero]

it's cool, you can just post a pic with a strap-on and machine gun




The biggest HERESY I can think of is ALCHOHOL ABUSE. Every time I clean up after a party I always find FULL BEERS. WTF is with that? BEER NINJAS!

That's when you put down your beer for a sec and forget which one was yours, and you'd rather get a new fresh one than risk getting cooties from a stranger's beer.

The solution here is to make sure beers don't look all the same. Either you become one of those neurotics that peel off the labels or you have various coloured cups you drink them out or you ask that dude that doesn't like beer to go around the party and label all the beers standing around, cause nobody wants to talk to him anyway.

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I'd rather quit when I hit my limit than finish off my drink and regret it later.

This is a very serious heresy, thank you for confessing.

5 Hail Erises and 23 Our Father's Dicknipples.

[Cramulus]

I'm talking about beers which were not wanted to begin with. When cleaning up after a recent party, I found at least three beers which had clearly just been opened and maybe one sip was taken. Why even open the beer if you're not gonna drink it? We ended up running out of beer, (and in CT you can't buy beer after 9 PM) so I'm sure somebody would have loved that drink that somebody opened for no reason! 

[East Coast Hustle]

in CT you can't buy beer after 9 PM

WHAAAAAAT?!?

why the FUCK would anyone live there?

[Cramulus]

dude, I know! It's fuckking HERESY!

all liquor stores close at 8 or 9, and super markets put a giant TARP over the beer at 9 on the dot.

A few of the northeast states have similarly retarded laws. Like Penn has the same thing, but you can still buy a six pack for "takeout" in a bar.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

Christ even here the liquor stores are open til 10 and you can buy crap beer from the grocery stores 24/7.

[Triple Zero]

I'm talking about beers which were not wanted to begin with. When cleaning up after a recent party, I found at least three beers which had clearly just been opened and maybe one sip was taken. Why even open the beer if you're not gonna drink it? We ended up running out of beer, (and in CT you can't buy beer after 9 PM) so I'm sure somebody would have loved that drink that somebody opened for no reason! 

Oh man that sucks. If you know most ppl in that party I'd almost consider confronting them

Supermarkets here also close at 8, 9 or 10PM, so I know your pain

the closing times happen to be in climbing order of how-far-you-wanna-bike from where I live ... oh 1st world problems!

though if absolutely necessary, you can buy booze at "night-shops", but they cost more.

[Richter]

I don't get that.  People should finish their drinks.  When in doubt about if a mostly full can is mine, there's an old saying of the Irish I find useful for guidance; "That is MY beer." 

[Eater of Clowns]

My sister has a mysterious habit where she will drink precisely half of whatever drink she has, no matter the size.  So if she orders a large coffee she'll drink half, a small coffee she'll drink half, in spite of the former being about twice as much liquid.  She didn't realize she did this until my brother-in-law and I started making fun of her for it.  However, it means I usually get a free half beer at times at bars.