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Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Started by Iason Ouabache, April 08, 2010, 06:04:56 PM

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BADGE OF HONOR

From what I've seen, all furries are fat and only 80% of juggalos are, the rest being freakishly thin. Juggalos are also far more likely to smoke, which creates a stench that covers over the inevitable BO.  Also, Juggalos are more likely to act like animals because they're on drugs, not because they have weird sexual fetishes.

Now I challenge you all to find a picture of a juggalo furry.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Cain

Its cute how you guys think there is a difference between Furries and Juggalos.  What do you think furries wear when its too hot for a fursuit?

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Cramulus on April 08, 2010, 06:33:11 PM
okay okay okay okay okay okay honest question

would you rather spend the weekend at a furry convention or a juggalo festival?

Juggalos, the paint can come off for sex.

Furries associate their whole fursona with sex.  At least if I understand it correctly.


LMNO

Guys, it's only a weekend.  If I can abstain from sex for two days, anyone can.

Cramulus

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on April 08, 2010, 06:46:40 PM
Now I challenge you all to find a picture of a juggalo furry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiN4RliVQeM&feature=player_embedded

http://furaffinity.net/user/dcff

I found some stuff which I shouldn't access at work, but the word to google is "JUGFURS". Yes. Yes. Yes I know what you're thinking. And yes.

LMNO


Freeky

Quote from: LMNO on April 08, 2010, 06:58:55 PM
Rule 34.  No exceptions.

Except for one thing, I can't remember the name of it now.

It's where you start vomiting shit, because you are so constipated and there's too much in your system.

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Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 08, 2010, 07:18:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 08, 2010, 06:58:55 PM
Rule 34.  No exceptions.

Except for one thing, I can't remember the name of it now.

It's where you start vomiting shit, because you are so constipated and there's too much in your system.

There's something we need to tell you Freeky.

You may want to sit down first.
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Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on April 08, 2010, 07:21:01 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 08, 2010, 07:18:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 08, 2010, 06:58:55 PM
Rule 34.  No exceptions.

Except for one thing, I can't remember the name of it now.

It's where you start vomiting shit, because you are so constipated and there's too much in your system.

There's something we need to tell you Freeky.

You may want to sit down first.

Pony up the link, or I won't believe it.

Dysfunctional Cunt

OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :horrormirth:

BADGE OF HONOR

Quote from: Cramulus on April 08, 2010, 06:58:16 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on April 08, 2010, 06:46:40 PM
Now I challenge you all to find a picture of a juggalo furry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiN4RliVQeM&feature=player_embedded

http://furaffinity.net/user/dcff

I found some stuff which I shouldn't access at work, but the word to google is "JUGFURS". Yes. Yes. Yes I know what you're thinking. And yes.

If you think I'm clicking on that you're sadly mistaken.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Mangrove

What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Freeky

Slightly off track, but a site for game characters furry-ized.

http://www.faunited.org/

Iason Ouabache

Some good points from the comment section:

QuoteDid anyone else notice the irony that the only reason we can hear this asshole wondering how magnets work is that some scientists figured out how magnetism and electricity work? In the recording studio, the dumbass probably literally spoke these words to a magnet.

    Scientists took "fucking magnets" and converted music "just there in the air" into something "15,000 juggalos together" can hear. Scientists mastering electromagnetism were responsible for every technology that preserved his comments and transmitted them across space and time directly into my ears. If anyone should be getting pissed at those fuckers, it's me!

and

QuoteAyn Rand is the ICP of books.

:lulz:
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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