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Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Started by Iason Ouabache, April 08, 2010, 06:04:56 PM

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Freeky

Either that song is them feigning stupidity about stuff, or they're trying to say that life shouldn't be totally srsly srs.

Either way, I lol'd.

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Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 09, 2010, 06:04:39 PM
Some good points from the comment section:

QuoteDid anyone else notice the irony that the only reason we can hear this asshole wondering how magnets work is that some scientists figured out how magnetism and electricity work? In the recording studio, the dumbass probably literally spoke these words to a magnet.

    Scientists took "fucking magnets" and converted music "just there in the air" into something "15,000 juggalos together" can hear. Scientists mastering electromagnetism were responsible for every technology that preserved his comments and transmitted them across space and time directly into my ears. If anyone should be getting pissed at those fuckers, it's me!


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You don't need to know how magnets work to make microphones and speakers out of them, just how they act.  In fact, I'm pretty sure that recording technology predates actually understanding how magnets work.
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I'm pretty sure this thread predates actually understanding how magnets work.
Formerly something else...

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I watched this this morning and read the dialog in the article, which I found very funny.

Also, I only slept three hours last night, spent all day walking around brussels, and now that I'm exhausted that dialog was one of the funniest things I've ever read. There were tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
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Magnets work because Pix has willed it so.

Do never test.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2010, 02:25:19 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 19, 2010, 02:24:01 AM
Quote from: rong on April 10, 2010, 06:37:19 AM
i don't even know how gravity works.

Nobody does. 

I do.

Well there's gravitons, but those are only theorized to exist.  There's no proof.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Sigmatic on April 19, 2010, 02:38:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2010, 02:25:19 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 19, 2010, 02:24:01 AM
Quote from: rong on April 10, 2010, 06:37:19 AM
i don't even know how gravity works.

Nobody does. 

I do.

Well there's gravitons, but those are only theorized to exist.  There's no proof.

Shows what you know.

I have one nailed to the garage wall.

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Quote from: Cramulus on April 08, 2010, 06:22:57 PM
Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling
And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
(Are you a believer in miracles)
Magic everywhere in this bitch
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
it's all around you, you don't even know it
(Are you a believer in miracles) Shit's crazy
(Do you notice and recognize miracles,
So many miracles, the magic miracles)

We finally have the answer for these and many other questions.

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