I'm going to Hell for sure (Are you?)

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tl;dr

[Doktor Howl]

 

[BADGE OF HONOR]

[Payne]

 

[Thurnez Isa]

If I ever hallucinate Ayn Rand. I'm going to punch that hallucination in the face.

[Doktor Howl]

 

[the last yatto]

THAT MAN IS AN FRAUD! I AM THE REAL NUMBER SIX!
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[Roaring Biscuit!]

You want to talk about your life?

See I'm right here doing my best to keep everyone's head above water, which is pretty hard given how desperately people seem to want to drown themselves and my one priceless piece of advice is to turn off that fucking flashlight and stop trying to catch their attention.  Do you think those things are really gonna rescue you now that you know?  Now you know that all those Safety Precautions^TM are a facade, a baby's fucking blanket in a thunderstorm, and about as effective.  But now we're all sitting here freezing our arses off in the middle of the fucking ocean knowing that they don't want us to survive the crash.  And the fuckwits all around me are still waving the big RESCUE ME flag at the very people who are trying to get them killed.

And where are you?  I already know where you are, 'cause you never left the ground, plus I skipped ahead to the last page and there you were in a dingy nightclub toilet, your body bruised and opiate-infused, sodomised by a mad doktor, laughing all the while like a well shaven hyena.  He didn't even care it turns out.  Not a dime for your excuses, not a penny for your thoughts, not a goddamn nickel for your ham fisted counter arguments.  It was all about the kill anyway, he didn't want you to get on the plane, it just overcomplicates things.  There you were a proud sitting duck, waiting for the shot.

So no.

I don't want to talk about it, I just want to scream about it.

But I can't, because I'm too middle class.

[Doktor Howl]

sodomised by a mad doktor,

You can't prove a thing.

[Dysnomia]

[Freeky]

 

[Iason Ouabache]

 

[Brotep]

 

Gotta love a guy who writes about an Ayn Rand command hallucination and then asks why he's not being taken seriously.


Oh, and just so you know, OP...urine is sterile.
Dark side, rly?


I really hope this piece was intended as comedy. If not, you should ask the good Doktor about some of the things he's seen. He could tell you stories that would make you shit your pants and leave you shivering in your own filth.

[Freeky]

He's flounced. See the 20-odd page Appreciation thread.  http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24803.0

It's a fucking HOOT.

[Brotep]

hodamn