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Started by Horab Fibslager, July 20, 2004, 09:39:11 PM

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Horab Fibslager

i am jesus and am hear to save your miserable souls by breaking the world. so if you're with me, grab your glock or yo tek 9 and start savign some mofockin souls biotche!
Hell is other people.

Iron Sulfide

[cinematic flashback: jesus on the cross, first time around]

and so there that lil' bitch Je*sus [hey-soos] was up on that
cross, an' he was all like:
"nigga please, why you frontin?"

and ye, he did say wif a powerful spit:
"All you niggas gonna die when i get back. shit, i bus a cap in
yo ass when i get back."
Ya' stupid Yank.