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Re: OK, this simply has to stop - Sproutarians
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2010, 03:16:44 am »
These sproutarians are weak.  Clearly, only alfalfa sprouts should be eaten.
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Re: OK, this simply has to stop - Sproutarians
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2010, 02:10:50 pm »
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Re: OK, this simply has to stop - Sproutarians
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2010, 05:37:32 pm »
I'm still waiting for violent vegetarians to hunt meat eaters for fertilizer.

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Re: OK, this simply has to stop - Sproutarians
« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2010, 10:24:18 am »
Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.
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Re: OK, this simply has to stop - Sproutarians
« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2010, 10:26:37 am »
I've discovered giant banquets and a dodgy digestion system are also a great mix.  I must've expelled a metric ton (liquid) of excrement last night.

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Re: OK, this simply has to stop - Sproutarians
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2010, 05:26:39 pm »
Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Oh yes.

In Austria I had some stuff called "Sturm", which is white wine that's not quite done fermenting. It's fizzy and extra sweet (because not all sugar turned into alcohol yet) and indeed contains a good amount of live yeast.

It caused me quite the shitsturm.

As well as I now have a better idea what "violent" means in the context of bowel movement.
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Re: OK, this simply has to stop - Sproutarians
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2010, 07:59:45 am »
Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Oh yes.

In Austria I had some stuff called "Sturm", which is white wine that's not quite done fermenting. It's fizzy and extra sweet (because not all sugar turned into alcohol yet) and indeed contains a good amount of live yeast.

It caused me quite the shitsturm.

As well as I now have a better idea what "violent" means in the context of bowel movement.

If that's sturn, WTF is drang?
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Re: OK, this simply has to stop - Sproutarians
« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2010, 05:46:48 pm »
Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Oh yes.

In Austria I had some stuff called "Sturm", which is white wine that's not quite done fermenting. It's fizzy and extra sweet (because not all sugar turned into alcohol yet) and indeed contains a good amount of live yeast.

It caused me quite the shitsturm.

As well as I now have a better idea what "violent" means in the context of bowel movement.

If that's sturn, WTF is drang?

It's how you get the sturm down. You have to drang it.

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Re: OK, this simply has to stop - Sproutarians
« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2010, 06:00:45 pm »
Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Oh yes.

In Austria I had some stuff called "Sturm", which is white wine that's not quite done fermenting. It's fizzy and extra sweet (because not all sugar turned into alcohol yet) and indeed contains a good amount of live yeast.

It caused me quite the shitsturm.

As well as I now have a better idea what "violent" means in the context of bowel movement.

If that's sturn, WTF is drang?

It's how you get the sturm down. You have to drang it.

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Re: OK, this simply has to stop - Sproutarians
« Reply #24 on: July 18, 2010, 06:09:25 pm »
Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Shatgun.

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This changes everything.

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Re: OK, this simply has to stop - Sproutarians
« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2010, 12:39:27 am »
Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Shatgun.

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This changes everything.

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Re: OK, this simply has to stop - Sproutarians
« Reply #26 on: July 20, 2010, 10:58:15 am »
Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Oh yes.

In Austria I had some stuff called "Sturm", which is white wine that's not quite done fermenting. It's fizzy and extra sweet (because not all sugar turned into alcohol yet) and indeed contains a good amount of live yeast.

It caused me quite the shitsturm.

As well as I now have a better idea what "violent" means in the context of bowel movement.

If that's sturn, WTF is drang?

Sturm is what they call it in Austria. What is drang? Also an Austrian word? If so, either could be a regional word.

In other poop-related linguistic news, in Dutch, the word "drang" means "urge". Take that as you wish.
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Re: OK, this simply has to stop - Sproutarians
« Reply #27 on: July 20, 2010, 11:18:22 pm »
Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Oh yes.

In Austria I had some stuff called "Sturm", which is white wine that's not quite done fermenting. It's fizzy and extra sweet (because not all sugar turned into alcohol yet) and indeed contains a good amount of live yeast.

It caused me quite the shitsturm.

As well as I now have a better idea what "violent" means in the context of bowel movement.

If that's sturn, WTF is drang?

Sturm is what they call it in Austria. What is drang? Also an Austrian word? If so, either could be a regional word.

In other poop-related linguistic news, in Dutch, the word "drang" means "urge". Take that as you wish.

Sturm und Drang is a term for a particular sort of melodrama, I believe.  I always thought it meant thunder and lightning.
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Re: OK, this simply has to stop - Sproutarians
« Reply #28 on: July 29, 2010, 08:32:14 pm »
Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Oh yes.

In Austria I had some stuff called "Sturm", which is white wine that's not quite done fermenting. It's fizzy and extra sweet (because not all sugar turned into alcohol yet) and indeed contains a good amount of live yeast.

It caused me quite the shitsturm.

As well as I now have a better idea what "violent" means in the context of bowel movement.

If that's sturn, WTF is drang?

Sturm is what they call it in Austria. What is drang? Also an Austrian word? If so, either could be a regional word.

In other poop-related linguistic news, in Dutch, the word "drang" means "urge". Take that as you wish.

My husband's German colleague just told me about this.  I want to try it.

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Re: OK, this simply has to stop - Sproutarians
« Reply #29 on: July 29, 2010, 08:35:48 pm »
SPROUTARIANS ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE THAT EAT BABY PLANT FETUSES!!!
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