OK, this simply has to stop - Sproutarians

[Requia ☣]

These sproutarians are weak.  Clearly, only alfalfa sprouts should be eaten.

[BadBeast]

I blame Robert Rankin. hxxp://www.sproutlore.com/

[Zyzyx]

I'm still waiting for violent vegetarians to hunt meat eaters for fertilizer.

Oh Gawd, so am I.

[BabylonHoruv]

Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

[Cain]

I've discovered giant banquets and a dodgy digestion system are also a great mix.  I must've expelled a metric ton (liquid) of excrement last night.

[Triple Zero]

Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Oh yes.

In Austria I had some stuff called "Sturm", which is white wine that's not quite done fermenting. It's fizzy and extra sweet (because not all sugar turned into alcohol yet) and indeed contains a good amount of live yeast.

It caused me quite the shitsturm.

As well as I now have a better idea what "violent" means in the context of bowel movement.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Oh yes.

In Austria I had some stuff called "Sturm", which is white wine that's not quite done fermenting. It's fizzy and extra sweet (because not all sugar turned into alcohol yet) and indeed contains a good amount of live yeast.

It caused me quite the shitsturm.

As well as I now have a better idea what "violent" means in the context of bowel movement.

If that's sturn, WTF is drang?

[Chairman Risus]

Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Oh yes.

In Austria I had some stuff called "Sturm", which is white wine that's not quite done fermenting. It's fizzy and extra sweet (because not all sugar turned into alcohol yet) and indeed contains a good amount of live yeast.

It caused me quite the shitsturm.

As well as I now have a better idea what "violent" means in the context of bowel movement.

If that's sturn, WTF is drang?

It's how you get the sturm down. You have to drang it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Oh yes.

In Austria I had some stuff called "Sturm", which is white wine that's not quite done fermenting. It's fizzy and extra sweet (because not all sugar turned into alcohol yet) and indeed contains a good amount of live yeast.

It caused me quite the shitsturm.

As well as I now have a better idea what "violent" means in the context of bowel movement.

If that's sturn, WTF is drang?

It's how you get the sturm down. You have to drang it.

That was terrible!

[Jasper]

Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Shatgun.



This changes everything.

[BabylonHoruv]

Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Shatgun.



This changes everything.

A term I got from Secret Society Wars.  One of the weapons is a shatgun which uses poop as ammunition.  Unfortunately it is not a very good weapon, the double barreled bananna blaster is far better.

[Triple Zero]

Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Oh yes.

In Austria I had some stuff called "Sturm", which is white wine that's not quite done fermenting. It's fizzy and extra sweet (because not all sugar turned into alcohol yet) and indeed contains a good amount of live yeast.

It caused me quite the shitsturm.

As well as I now have a better idea what "violent" means in the context of bowel movement.

If that's sturn, WTF is drang?

Sturm is what they call it in Austria. What is drang? Also an Austrian word? If so, either could be a regional word.

In other poop-related linguistic news, in Dutch, the word "drang" means "urge". Take that as you wish.

[BabylonHoruv]

Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Oh yes.

In Austria I had some stuff called "Sturm", which is white wine that's not quite done fermenting. It's fizzy and extra sweet (because not all sugar turned into alcohol yet) and indeed contains a good amount of live yeast.

It caused me quite the shitsturm.

As well as I now have a better idea what "violent" means in the context of bowel movement.

If that's sturn, WTF is drang?

Sturm is what they call it in Austria. What is drang? Also an Austrian word? If so, either could be a regional word.

In other poop-related linguistic news, in Dutch, the word "drang" means "urge". Take that as you wish.

Sturm und Drang is a term for a particular sort of melodrama, I believe.  I always thought it meant thunder and lightning.

[Jenne]

Since starting homebrewing I have discovered that live yeast is a great way to clean your colon.  Just in case the doktor or anyone else needs more ammunition in their shatgun.

Oh yes.

In Austria I had some stuff called "Sturm", which is white wine that's not quite done fermenting. It's fizzy and extra sweet (because not all sugar turned into alcohol yet) and indeed contains a good amount of live yeast.

It caused me quite the shitsturm.

As well as I now have a better idea what "violent" means in the context of bowel movement.

If that's sturn, WTF is drang?

Sturm is what they call it in Austria. What is drang? Also an Austrian word? If so, either could be a regional word.

In other poop-related linguistic news, in Dutch, the word "drang" means "urge". Take that as you wish.

My husband's German colleague just told me about this.  I want to try it.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

SPROUTARIANS ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE THAT EAT BABY PLANT FETUSES!!!