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Lewis Carroll: WOMAN

Started by Cramulus, April 14, 2010, 08:49:32 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#45
April 16, 2010, 04:08:20 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 15, 2010, 10:26:59 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 15, 2010, 10:24:52 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 15, 2010, 08:20:33 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 15, 2010, 06:43:23 PM
is it still considered sex if the child's entire body passes through your vagina?

Well, it is a fact that some women do get off while giving birth...

Do tell...
http://www.orgasmicbirth.com/

Need I say more?

"Orgasmic" birth involves some very lucky women experiencing birth-labor uterine contractions the same way (if more overpoweringly) as they experience orgasm uterine contractions. It does happen, albeit sadly infrequently... for most women they feel like vastly more painful and intense versions of the contractions responsible for menstrual period uterine cramping. I'm curious whether the women who experience labor orgasms also find menstrual cramps pleasurable, or if it's somehow related to pregnancy hormones? Sometimes women orgasm while breastfeeding. Has nothing to do with pedophilia, though; it's just a response to biochemistry that has evolved to make the birth and breastfeeding ordeal less traumatizing so that women are willing to do it more than once.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#46
April 16, 2010, 04:13:22 AM
FWIW, me and most women I know had amazingly increased sex drives and magnificently magnified orgasms through the midportions of pregnancy (after the feeling sick stopped) but by that last six weeks sexuality became this huge, generalized sensation of constant vague arousal/irritation/discomfort and orgasm became impossible. That was frustrating.

I totally wanted to have sex up through the final few weeks, but after the baby drops... yeah. No.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cramulus

#47
April 16, 2010, 05:06:22 PM
orgasmic birth is pedophilia

prove me wrong

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#48
April 16, 2010, 06:01:19 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 16, 2010, 05:06:22 PM
orgasmic birth is pedophilia

prove me wrong

:lulz:

but seriously, I have considered having another child just for second-trimester orgasms. Holy shit! No, seriously. It's like your whole torso is having an orgasm, only better.

Does that make me a perv?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Chairman Risus

#49
April 16, 2010, 06:04:23 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on April 16, 2010, 06:01:19 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 16, 2010, 05:06:22 PM
orgasmic birth is pedophilia

prove me wrong

:lulz:

but seriously, I have considered having another child just for second-trimester orgasms. Holy shit! No, seriously. It's like your whole torso is having an orgasm, only better.

Does that make me a perv?

:wrong:
That is exactly what it makes you, along with anyone in a twenty meter radius.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#50
April 16, 2010, 06:06:22 PM
Ooooh

twenty meters covers three sets of neighbors, and they're all HOT.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#51
April 16, 2010, 06:38:21 PM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#52
April 16, 2010, 07:36:31 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#53
April 16, 2010, 07:38:51 PM
I have no idea who people those are. I saved the pic to my photobucket years ago, it must have been from POEE.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.
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