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Hello h-town

Started by h-town, April 09, 2010, 09:29:42 PM

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h-town

Yo I kinda want that video to play at my funeral.

PeregrineBF

Quote from: h-town on April 12, 2010, 10:21:24 PM
Yo I kinda want that video to play at my funeral.

See, I want my corpse to be made into an animatronic doll. Start to sit up and moan like a zombie when someone gets too close to the coffin.

Nast

I want my body to be rendered of fat, and made into those fancy little soaps.
The rest can be ground into mulch for some plants.

Just because you're dead is no excuse for not being useful.  :)
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

h-town

I want my body turned into a plastination grandfather clock that chimes on the hour of my death, something like Giger meats Switzerland.

Cetaphobia

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Quote from: LMNO on April 12, 2010, 02:52:10 PM
Hey there.  

Nice intro.

I guess it's too late to warn you, but now that you registered, you will never leave.  Ever.  They all come back, eventually.

Not to derail from the video conversation... ;D

But I'm finding this to be quite true!

Oh, also, hello H-Town! I'm sure you'll come to hate yourself for joining us.
We looked for scapegoats to blame.
Many people tried to blame it all on a vast free-Mason conspiracy,
Or Benjamin Franklin and his experiments with electricity.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 10, 2010, 04:09:35 AM


I have been having nightmares about this fucking bunny!  WTF man?  How the hell do you get a rabbit that big?  Are there more rabbits out there that size?  Thing scares the crap out of me. Seriously, add fangs and dripping blood.....  and it was chasing me all over the neighborhood.  It never stopped!!!! :cry:

Oh hi new person!!!

the last yatto

Quote from: h-town on April 13, 2010, 08:03:31 AM
I want my body turned into a plastination grandfather clock that chimes on the hour of my death, something like Giger meats Switzerland.

I liked teh bowling ball idea, until mystery men ruined it for me...
i was thinking it might be nice to get cremated and then painted into a picture that went somewhere public
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Khara on April 13, 2010, 03:25:41 PM

I have been having nightmares about this fucking bunny!  WTF man?  How the hell do you get a rabbit that big?  Are there more rabbits out there that size?  Thing scares the crap out of me. Seriously, add fangs and dripping blood.....  and it was chasing me all over the neighborhood.  It never stopped!!!! :cry:

Oh hi new person!!!
I'm pretty sure that is a Flemish or German Giant. Yes, they are fucking huge. They can easily grow to the size of a medium-sized dog. That one is a freak of nature though.
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ThatGreenGentleman

Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 10, 2010, 04:09:35 AM
Expect no mercy noob.

Now here's a picture of a giant rabbit:


P.S. In all fairness introduction is like 7th word in the introduction thread. I don't know about you, but if a thread has more than 3 words in the title I don't bother reading it. I, for one, identify with this poster.

I could probably make a nice pair of mittens out of that bunny. :lulz:  Oh, and welcome h-town, hope to see you make a WOMP soon.  :lol:
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