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Iason Ouabache:

--- Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 01:55:47 am ---
--- Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 16, 2010, 01:54:24 am ---Submitted for your approval: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24403.msg849159#msg849159

Probably the only good thing I've written in the last year.

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Copy/paste that bugger in.

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Right-o


--- Quote ---That's one of the big things you notice when you get older. The Establishment looks just like you. The Man is a middle-aged fat man that looks vaguely like one of your uncles. Right now, the man has long hair. (Specifically, that weird look where he's bald on top with a long pony tail in the back.) In twenty years, The Man will have tattoos all up and down His arms. That's the strangest thing to learn: The Man is just a man. The world isn't ruled by a powerful cabal of Illuminated Ones or alien Reptiloids. This planet is ruled by a bunch of dumb stinking apes.

And The Machine isn't even a machine. The Machine is us. We are the Machine. Every single one of us is a slightly off balanced cog in The Machine. There's no way to get out of it. Eventually we will all end up ground down by the normal wear and tear of everyday use. And the worst part is that there is no way to destroy the Machine. It will just replicate itself with even more broken-down people. There is no escape, make your time.
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Doktor Howl:

--- Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 16, 2010, 01:57:11 am ---
--- Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 01:55:47 am ---
--- Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 16, 2010, 01:54:24 am ---Submitted for your approval: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24403.msg849159#msg849159

Probably the only good thing I've written in the last year.

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Copy/paste that bugger in.

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Right-o


--- Quote ---That's one of the big things you notice when you get older. The Establishment looks just like you. The Man is a middle-aged fat man that looks vaguely like one of your uncles. Right now, the man has long hair. (Specifically, that weird look where he's bald on top with a long pony tail in the back.) In twenty years, The Man will have tattoos all up and down His arms. That's the strangest thing to learn: The Man is just a man. The world isn't ruled by a powerful cabal of Illuminated Ones or alien Reptiloids. This planet is ruled by a bunch of dumb stinking apes.

And The Machine isn't even a machine. The Machine is us. We are the Machine. Every single one of us is a slightly off balanced cog in The Machine. There's no way to get out of it. Eventually we will all end up ground down by the normal wear and tear of everyday use. And the worst part is that there is no way to destroy the Machine. It will just replicate itself with even more broken-down people. There is no escape, make your time.
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No, in the thread linked to in the OP of this thread, please.

Cramulus:
I've been working bit by bit on this project called the Om Nom Nomicon

It's an edited version of the necronomicon

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Omnomnomicon

it's not done yet, but you can get the gist of it.

do you think that is appropriate? (you'd probably just want to print an excerpt rather than the whole unholy thing)

Iason Ouabache:

--- Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 02:01:27 am ---
--- Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 16, 2010, 01:57:11 am ---
--- Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 01:55:47 am ---
--- Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 16, 2010, 01:54:24 am ---Submitted for your approval: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24403.msg849159#msg849159

Probably the only good thing I've written in the last year.

--- End quote ---

Copy/paste that bugger in.

--- End quote ---

Right-o


--- Quote ---That's one of the big things you notice when you get older. The Establishment looks just like you. The Man is a middle-aged fat man that looks vaguely like one of your uncles. Right now, the man has long hair. (Specifically, that weird look where he's bald on top with a long pony tail in the back.) In twenty years, The Man will have tattoos all up and down His arms. That's the strangest thing to learn: The Man is just a man. The world isn't ruled by a powerful cabal of Illuminated Ones or alien Reptiloids. This planet is ruled by a bunch of dumb stinking apes.

And The Machine isn't even a machine. The Machine is us. We are the Machine. Every single one of us is a slightly off balanced cog in The Machine. There's no way to get out of it. Eventually we will all end up ground down by the normal wear and tear of everyday use. And the worst part is that there is no way to destroy the Machine. It will just replicate itself with even more broken-down people. There is no escape, make your time.
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No, in the thread linked to in the OP of this thread, please.

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:argh!:

I suck at following directions.  :oops:

Doktor Howl:

--- Quote from: Cramulus on April 16, 2010, 02:15:43 am ---I've been working bit by bit on this project called the Om Nom Nomicon

It's an edited version of the necronomicon

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Omnomnomicon

it's not done yet, but you can get the gist of it.

do you think that is appropriate? (you'd probably just want to print an excerpt rather than the whole unholy thing)

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DUMP IN WHAT YOU WANT.  NO SHIT.  The cutting and paring will happen in October.  I may use entire pieces or (with the author's permission) excerpts.

ETA:  That's pretty damned good.

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