Unlimited How Not to Be a Fat Fucky Bastard thread: now 100% more fat free

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You sound like a whiny, special baby.

Just sayin'.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's funny, I had you pegged for an attention whore and you totally meet the profile of one. You even have the special condition, hate doctors, and have dietary restrictions. It's the total stereotype! 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh also, don't take my unpleasantness personally or anything. I don't hate you personally, I just hate your type.

[Xieante Antitheus]

Alright so from topic of diets... I commented, you asked... I responded.... ok  Wouldn't have brought up said topic if not asked.
Eh, I don't hate you, I hate your assumptions.
But alright YES, I will assume the position of attention whore if you'd like.
Everyone has to hate someone.

LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I AM SO COOL! I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE, THEN GAIN THE ATTENTION OF THOSE WHO ONLY EXIST ON MY PC!
Have at it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yeah, I'm about ready to give up eating all together...

The diet I supposedly should be on... (Medically)

FOODS TO AVOID
* wheat * - this includes breads, cakes and pasta products, all based on wheat
* red meats *
* refined and concentrated carbohydrates * bread, flour, cakes from refined flours
* refined sugars and honey *
* alcohol *
* caffeine * -  which is found in tea, coffee, soft drinks
* chocolate * - as it contains sugars
* dairy produce * - includingall milk and cheese
* fried food, margarine and hydrogenated fats *
* soy products and soy protein products *
* tinned and frozen packaged foods * - as little as possible
* additives and preservatives *

Now veggies are grand, however, I have an additional list on top of this on of fruits and veggies to avoid as well.

I pretty much ignore the whole shit for the most part. I can't afford almost anything on the list of things I "should" eat on a regular basis.

Uh-huh. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Countdown to "pixels on a monitor..." oh wait, she's already there.

[Don Coyote]

I'm curious what she is supposed to be eating. vitamins and fish?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't think anyone actually asked her about anything until after she posted her pity-me litany of do-not-eats. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm curious what she is supposed to be eating. vitamins and fish?

Whatever white female hypochondriacs eat, I guess.

[Don Coyote]

I'm curious what she is supposed to be eating. vitamins and fish?

Whatever white female hypochondriacs eat, I guess.

So, distilled water and granola?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm curious what she is supposed to be eating. vitamins and fish?

Whatever white female hypochondriacs eat, I guess.

So, distilled water and granola?

I think so? 

[Don Coyote]

I'm curious what she is supposed to be eating. vitamins and fish?

Whatever white female hypochondriacs eat, I guess.

So, distilled water and granola?

I think so? 

Must resist urge to splurge on granola. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Granola is pretty good, but the store kind is way too sweet.

[pH]

So, I have an inverse problem. According to the internet, I'm about 6lb underweight. Any advice for putting on muscle mass?

[Cainad (dec.)]

So, I have an inverse problem. According to the internet, I'm about 6lb underweight. Any advice for putting on muscle mass?

I hear that throwing tomahawks is great exercise.