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Unlimited How Not to Be a Fat Fucky Bastard thread: now 100% more fat free

Started by Doktor Howl, April 16, 2010, 06:12:10 PM

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Juana

Yep. It's pretty borked for the ladies. I'm on the tall side and have an athletic build so it puts me in a part of the scale I don't belong on.
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Xieante Antitheus

Yeah, I'm about ready to give up eating all together...

The diet I supposedly should be on... (Medically)

FOODS TO AVOID
* wheat * - this includes breads, cakes and pasta products, all based on wheat
* red meats *
* refined and concentrated carbohydrates * bread, flour, cakes from refined flours
* refined sugars and honey *
* alcohol *
* caffeine * -  which is found in tea, coffee, soft drinks
* chocolate * - as it contains sugars
* dairy produce * - includingall milk and cheese
* fried food, margarine and hydrogenated fats *
* soy products and soy protein products *
* tinned and frozen packaged foods * - as little as possible
* additives and preservatives *

Now veggies are grand, however, I have an additional list on top of this on of fruits and veggies to avoid as well.

I pretty much ignore the whole shit for the most part. I can't afford almost anything on the list of things I "should" eat on a regular basis.
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Don Coyote

Quote from: Xieante Antitheus on December 04, 2010, 05:40:59 AM
Yeah, I'm about ready to give up eating all together...

The diet I supposedly should be on... (Medically)

FOODS TO AVOID
* wheat * - this includes breads, cakes and pasta products, all based on wheat
* red meats *
* refined and concentrated carbohydrates * bread, flour, cakes from refined flours
* refined sugars and honey *
* alcohol *
* caffeine * -  which is found in tea, coffee, soft drinks
* chocolate * - as it contains sugars
* dairy produce * - includingall milk and cheese
* fried food, margarine and hydrogenated fats *
* soy products and soy protein products *
* tinned and frozen packaged foods * - as little as possible
* additives and preservatives *

Now veggies are grand, however, I have an additional list on top of this on of fruits and veggies to avoid as well.

I pretty much ignore the whole shit for the most part. I can't afford almost anything on the list of things I "should" eat on a regular basis.


Reasoning behind all these restrictions?

Requia ☣

I'd probably kill myself if I tried to lose enough weight to be normal according to the BMI (not that I can't stand to lose another 50 pounds, also, I'm down 50 pounds for the last year).
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I know I'm not fat, which makes the BMI completely retarded. I am made out of muscle and bone, is all.
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Don Coyote

Quote from: Nigel on December 04, 2010, 05:58:13 AM
I know I'm not fat, which makes the BMI completely retarded. I am made out of muscle and bone, is all.

I am so glad I stopped trying to get drunk tonight. I would have gotten myself into trouble. :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Xieante Antitheus on December 04, 2010, 05:40:59 AM
Yeah, I'm about ready to give up eating all together...

The diet I supposedly should be on... (Medically)

FOODS TO AVOID
* wheat * - this includes breads, cakes and pasta products, all based on wheat
* red meats *
* refined and concentrated carbohydrates * bread, flour, cakes from refined flours
* refined sugars and honey *
* alcohol *
* caffeine * -  which is found in tea, coffee, soft drinks
* chocolate * - as it contains sugars
* dairy produce * - includingall milk and cheese
* fried food, margarine and hydrogenated fats *
* soy products and soy protein products *
* tinned and frozen packaged foods * - as little as possible
* additives and preservatives *

Now veggies are grand, however, I have an additional list on top of this on of fruits and veggies to avoid as well.

I pretty much ignore the whole shit for the most part. I can't afford almost anything on the list of things I "should" eat on a regular basis.


Please tell me these "medical" restrictions aren't based on advice from a naturopath.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

'cause that looks like some bullshit a naturopath would come up with. I hate those fuckers.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Xieante Antitheus

Dietitian recommendations for those with severe endometriosis . Due to a bunch of hormonal reactions and the BS that disease can pull on your digestive/urinary system.

Most people with mild - moderate endo don't have to worry so much.
I just can't wait for my surgery to have it all yanked out of me. :)
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Don Coyote

Quote from: Xieante Antitheus on December 04, 2010, 06:11:34 AM
Dietitian recommendations for those with severe endometriosis . Due to a bunch of hormonal reactions and the BS that disease can pull on your digestive/urinary system.

Most people with mild - moderate endo don't have to worry so much.
I just can't wait for my surgery to have it all yanked out of me. :)


I just wiki'd it, and I didn't see anything about diet affecting it. -shrug- but it is wikipedia.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Xieante Antitheus on December 04, 2010, 06:11:34 AM
Dietitian recommendations for those with severe endometriosis . Due to a bunch of hormonal reactions and the BS that disease can pull on your digestive/urinary system.

Most people with mild - moderate endo don't have to worry so much.
I just can't wait for my surgery to have it all yanked out of me. :)


Oh, a "dietitian".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Xieante Antitheus

Yeah, however I don't trust many "professional" anythings.

Hate doctors, dentists, dietitians, shrinks, counselors... All a bunch of wack-jobs to me.
Want money more then to honestly help.

The only thing on that list I "have to" follow, via trial and error is the avoidance of red meat and excessive dairy. Makes me super crazy sick. 

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Um, the difference between a doctor and a dietition is about six years of education. Just a thought.

How's that rock you live under?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

And I... I can't even really respond to your lumping together of dietitians with people with advanced degrees. WTF. I'm sorry if you don't have a good doctor or dentist, but really, WTF. IMO someone who takes medical advice from a dietition for endometriosis and then writes off all health-care professionals as "whackjobs" is saying a lot more about themselves than anything else.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Xieante Antitheus

Fantastic actually! I love my rock.

Anyone would hate doctors if ya end up going through 5 different treatments from 6 different doctors before one fairly common skin condition could be properly diagnosed and treated properly.

And go figure the doctors are not the ones who did so. I just picked up a ton of medical and dermatology books, visited a few forums and figured it out for myself.

So pardon me for being a bit dissatisfied with these professionals.

The list continues one disappointment after another.
But perhaps your right and I've just never seen a "good" doctor. Is there really such a thing? I'd sure like to find one...




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