Nigel's possibly slightly less stupid love life

[Dysnomia]

Hahaha.

Actually, at first I thought the second one was Cthulu looking, and then it was CTHULU PENIS OMG AWESOME, and then I realized Oh. It's just a naked woman.

THIS

It looks like she's waterboarding herself because of the water coming out of her mouth...

...and her nipples...

eta:

the first one doesn't even look like anything, and WHY are they all bending over backwards (hurts my back just looking at it), and it's obvious he's never seen a naked woman irl before (much less had sex with one) because of how deformed these women all are. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hahaha.

Actually, at first I thought the second one was Cthulu looking, and then it was CTHULU PENIS OMG AWESOME, and then I realized Oh. It's just a naked woman.

THIS

It looks like she's waterboarding herself because of the water coming out of her mouth...

...and her nipples...

eta:

the first one doesn't even look like anything, and WHY are they all bending over backwards (hurts my back just looking at it), and it's obvious he's never seen a naked woman irl before (much less had sex with one) because of how deformed these women all are. 

It's really all explained by the fact that he is a TERRIBLE SCULPTOR. I can't help wondering if he's maybe a little brain-damaged or just mildly retarded.

[Dysnomia]

the sad thing is that he probably sells that shit like its made of gold and dildos.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

the sad thing is that he probably sells that shit like its made of gold and dildos.

The market is supposed to destroy mediocrity, but instead it encourages it.

[BabylonHoruv]

The fact he calls them goddess fountains suggests to me that he is marketing to pagans.  The fact that something marketed to pagans looks rather like a woman being coerced by the inquisition into confessing to witchcraft amuses me to no end.

[Dysnomia]

the sad thing is that he probably sells that shit like its made of gold and dildos.

The market is supposed to destroy mediocrity, but instead it encourages it.

ayup.

[Triple Zero]

hey if you ever really end up travelling to Germany, be sure to let me know. cause if you're in the proper region of Germany, I could totally stop by (especially Cologne, cause my gf's parents live there). (on the other hand, I would suggest you go to BERLIN because IT FUCKING ROCKS and I'm sure you'd love it too. except Berlin is really too far away from here for me to randomly stop by--but let me know anyway cause we went there and I can give tips on fun things to see/do/drink/eat)

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

hey if you ever really end up travelling to Germany, be sure to let me know. cause if you're in the proper region of Germany, I could totally stop by (especially Cologne, cause my gf's parents live there). (on the other hand, I would suggest you go to BERLIN because IT FUCKING ROCKS and I'm sure you'd love it too. except Berlin is really too far away from here for me to randomly stop by--but let me know anyway cause we went there and I can give tips on fun things to see/do/drink/eat)

That would be SUPER COOL! I will most likely be staying in Lauscha, and I plan to be there for about a month. Probably not 2011, but maybe 2012.

[Triple Zero]

hmm (looking up) 652km (405mi) that's about twice the distance to Cologne but then, 2012 is far away (I have to be at a Mexican Maya temple in that year too) so who knows!

also, afaik, Verbatim is (often) in, or near, Leipzig, which is much closer.

[Dysnomia]

I miss my Verb 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

hmm (looking up) 652km (405mi) that's about twice the distance to Cologne but then, 2012 is far away (I have to be at a Mexican Maya temple in that year too) so who knows!

also, afaik, Verbatim is (often) in, or near, Leipzig, which is much closer.

I will probably have some opportunity to travel, and 405 miles doesn't sound very far to me... though of course, it depends on the roads and available transportation. The artist in residence at Lauscha glass factory has offered me a guest artist spot, which I would very much like to take. If it goes well, I'll probably return for a month or two here and there.

[Triple Zero]

Not far? Hm, I suppose it's maybe Americans are more used to travelling long distances by car then, lots of empty space, after all? [my gf concurs--when she was travelling in China perception gets different when everything is farther apart]

Cologne is 300km (188mi), and that's 3.5 hours to travel, even though you can go very fast on the German Autobahns (how fast mostly depends on what your car can safely perform, we often go 100-110 mph on the quiet parts).

Or maybe it's got something to do with the prices of gasoline over here:
http://www.google.com/search?q=1.45+euros+per+liter+in+dollar+per+gallon
(for fuel efficiency, my gf's car does http://www.google.com/search?q=8+liter+per+100km+in+gallons+per+100+mile)

aaaanyway I'm sure we can work something out when the time comes

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Not far? Hm, I suppose it's maybe Americans are more used to travelling long distances by car then, lots of empty space, after all? [my gf concurs--when she was travelling in China perception gets different when everything is farther apart]

Cologne is 300km (188mi), and that's 3.5 hours to travel, even though you can go very fast on the German Autobahns (how fast mostly depends on what your car can safely perform, we often go 100-110 mph on the quiet parts).

Or maybe it's got something to do with the prices of gasoline over here:
http://www.google.com/search?q=1.45+euros+per+liter+in+dollar+per+gallon
(for fuel efficiency, my gf's car does http://www.google.com/search?q=8+liter+per+100km+in+gallons+per+100+mile)

aaaanyway I'm sure we can work something out when the time comes

Your gas is very expensive, and I likely won't have a car. I am not unused to weekend trips to Arcata or Victoria; it's about 300 miles to Victoria and 500 miles to Arcata, but faster to go to Arcata because you don't have to take a ferry.

I'm sure that something will work out!