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ATTN: Nigel
« on: April 18, 2010, 08:41:13 pm »
There's a woman who works in my faculty who looks very much like you. I haven't seen a picture of you in while, admittedly, but from what I remember she's the spitting image minus 1 nose ring. Lately she's been looking pretty stressed, and I noticed just today that I've been unconsciously superimposing everything I've read on this site from you on to her. I don't read everything on here, but alot more than I respond to, and I've unconsciously(though now that I noticed it, it's conscious) attributed all of that to her. When I see her upset, I always read into it. Today I saw her at the lake, and she looked in bad shape, and I really wanted to talk to her to see what was wrong and see if there was anything I could do to help. I usually have this instinct around strangers but it was every more so here because I felt like I already knew what was wrong.

Then I remembered I was just crazy, so I just smiled at her as she passed. I don't know if she even knows I'm in her faculty, I've never spoken to her. I hope the smiled helped a little bit though.
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Re: ATTN: Nigel
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2010, 08:47:54 pm »
Aw! That's really sweet. I bet the smile helped at least a little bit.
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Re: ATTN: Nigel
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2010, 08:57:25 pm »
You should totally lard her or give her an orange traffic cone or something.
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Re: ATTN: Nigel
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2010, 09:08:23 pm »
Definitely!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”