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Scientists teach a Gorilla about mortality

Started by BabylonHoruv, April 19, 2010, 10:32:24 PM

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BabylonHoruv

April 19, 2010, 10:32:24 PM
This seems like the kind of thing TGRR would have enjoyed doing.  May he rest in pieces.

http://www.theonion.com/video/scientists-successfully-teach-gorilla-it-will-die,17165/

ETA: and yes, I know it's not real.
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notathing

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April 19, 2010, 11:45:54 PM
the onion makes me so sad for some reason.

i thought it was named the onion cause it makes me cry to read it. 

but maybe that's only me  :x

Iason Ouabache

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April 20, 2010, 12:03:00 AM Last Edit: April 20, 2010, 12:04:57 AM by Iason Ouabache
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Brotep

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April 20, 2010, 03:09:07 AM
Thanks, BH  :)

I needed that laugh

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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April 20, 2010, 03:38:55 AM
I love the Onion.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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