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Started by Iason Ouabache, April 17, 2010, 07:24:38 AM

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Iason Ouabache

April 17, 2010, 07:24:38 AM
Thanks to modern technology it has been discovered that every single comic strip ever is instantly funnier if you change the punchline to "Christ, What an asshole".  NO EXCEPTIONS!!!

http://www.modernarthur.com/blog/christwhatanasshole.html









http://www.robertsinclair.net/comic/asshole.html







You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Freeky

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April 17, 2010, 08:11:17 AM
 :aaa:

Lies

#2
April 17, 2010, 08:29:24 AM
lol thats amazing
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Sir Squid Diddimus

#3
April 17, 2010, 09:41:05 AM
well hot damn
you/they're on to something

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
April 17, 2010, 04:40:12 PM
That's genius!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Eater of Clowns

#5
April 17, 2010, 06:58:40 PM
Wow, it even made Family Circus funny.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

notathing

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April 17, 2010, 07:42:08 PM Last Edit: April 17, 2010, 07:43:58 PM by Lady Grinning Soul

Jasper

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April 17, 2010, 08:05:38 PM

Iason Ouabache

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April 19, 2010, 03:14:03 AM
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Jasper

#10
April 19, 2010, 07:42:39 PM
A strip where they actually do that would make me laugh so damn hard.

Richter

#11
April 19, 2010, 07:47:08 PM
The family's teenaged daughter has to blame Marmaduke for stains she left on the couch during the pursuit of sexual perversion, prompting the father to go out back and shoot the dog.

 
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

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April 19, 2010, 08:04:53 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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