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BREAKING: 13 YEAR-OLD GIRL INVENTS DEADLY FINGER-GUN! GETS SUSPENDED!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, April 20, 2010, 06:06:05 PM

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Cain

#1
April 20, 2010, 06:09:26 PM
"Terrorism" is now officially a meaningless word.

Jasper

#2
April 20, 2010, 06:09:55 PM
Because fuck the Pygmalion effect.

Cramulus

#3
April 20, 2010, 06:14:13 PM
TERRARISTS STOLE MY LUNCH MONEY
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INSTEAD OF PLAYING COPS & ROBBERS,
TODAY WE ARE PLAYING "GITMO"
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ALSO: YOUR CHOCOLATE MILK PURCHASE HAS HELPED FUND TERRORISM
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Freeky

#4
April 20, 2010, 06:16:34 PM
What is wrong with people? Seriously??

Hoser McRhizzy

#5
April 20, 2010, 07:19:37 PM
QuoteCy-Fair ISD denied our repeated requests for comment, so did Taylor Trostle's 7th grade math teacher. Now- Taylor Trostle says she's being mocked at school, for a silly game that got her kicked out.

"They all say that I'm gonna kill somebody, and...they know that I wouldn't do that," she said.

Anyone remember being 13?  Some major media outlet needs to mock/slam the teacher something fierce.

... Smelling more malice than anything else.  I remember jr. high teachers specifically harassing the kids who did well in their classes...

Fucking "finger gun."  More accurate (but admittedly less catchy) headline would be "moron teacher facilitates police access to students."  Because of the douchebag teacher/principal combo, this girl's 'known.'

terrorist: anything or anyone that makes you feel inadequate.  Pass it on.
It feels unreal because it's trickling up.

Doktor Howl

#6
April 20, 2010, 07:20:15 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 20, 2010, 06:16:34 PM
What is wrong with people? Seriously??

They're only getting what they demanded.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
April 20, 2010, 07:24:47 PM
Wow.

This is not making me any less pissed at humanity.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#8
April 20, 2010, 09:30:20 PM
...don't you mean "this is a boring repost"?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
April 21, 2010, 02:33:18 AM
You actually posted something someone else hasn't already posted a month ago.

Something worth discussing, even.

Quite the anomaly.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

President Television

#10
April 21, 2010, 03:02:37 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 21, 2010, 02:33:18 AM
You actually posted something someone else hasn't already posted a month ago.

Something worth discussing, even.

Quite the anomaly.

Well, not exactly a repost, but I did post that article a while back about that girl getting arrested for writing on a desk.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24211.0
It's similar enough in principle. Also, I think mine is more serious. I win!
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#11
April 21, 2010, 04:00:31 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 20, 2010, 09:30:20 PM
...don't you mean "this is a boring repost"?

All the shit like this kinda blurs together, so it might be...
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#12
May 26, 2010, 09:25:47 PM
QuoteI mean, terroristic threat, to me that's a serious statement," Kristin Trostle said. "That's one of the most serious things you could say to somebody.

Serious? Actually no - terrorism is a joke and has been ever since 911

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#13
May 26, 2010, 09:35:06 PM
Makes you wonder what the teacher's high school experience was like.
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#14
May 29, 2010, 12:44:42 AM
If the teasing keeps up, I can totally see this kid being pushed into actually trying to hurt a teacher in the future. Tell a kid they're bad often enough, and sooner or later, they'll start to believe you.
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