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This dude is awesome.
« on: April 21, 2010, 12:46:32 pm »
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

Srsly. :lulz:

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Re: This dude is awesome.
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2010, 01:01:20 pm »
Old news is old.

Just sayin.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
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Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
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« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2010, 01:03:23 pm »
Fuck Yuo. It's new to SOMEBODY. :argh!:
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Re: This dude is awesome.
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2010, 01:09:01 pm »
Unfortunately Syn, it is indeed repost.

However it is still awesome. That guys dad is a discordian saint.

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« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2010, 01:11:38 pm »
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« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2010, 01:35:09 pm »
I don't care. I can't get enough of the guy.
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« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2010, 04:06:22 pm »
This dude IS awesome

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this guy must have been a JOY to grow up with  :lulz:

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« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2010, 04:28:44 pm »
You can also friend him on Facebook, which is nice if you can't deal with Twitter.

Also he has a book coming out.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2010, 04:36:08 pm »
Yes, old but still good.

Apparently the guy whose twitter account it is, is following only one person: LeVar Burton.  :lulz:

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« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2010, 06:06:13 pm »
Old news is old.

Just sayin.

You get +10 interweb cool kids points, Lys.  Congratulations.  You have demonstrated your callousness and your superior grasp of everything that is NOW and HAPPENING on the internet.
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« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2010, 06:11:14 pm »
Old news is old.

Just sayin.

You get +10 interweb cool kids points, Lys.  Congratulations.  You have demonstrated your callousness and your superior grasp of everything that is NOW and HAPPENING on the internet.

I just note that he's been mentioned at least twice in the past, it's not that hes not a character that isn't worth mentioning again, I suppose.
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- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
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Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
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ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order… is you!

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Re: This dude is awesome.
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2010, 06:18:31 pm »
Helpful hint: If the repost is undenyably cool, a response of the "yes, and" sort is better.

For example, "I know, I love that guy; we've got another post around here singing his praises.  My favorite quote is ____."

Not, "Cock and repost, asshole."

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« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2010, 06:41:48 pm »
Helpful hint: If the repost is undenyably cool, a response of the "yes, and" sort is better.

For example, "I know, I love that guy; we've got another post around here singing his praises.  My favorite quote is ____."

Not, "Cock and repost, asshole."
I never said asshole.

I apoligise if that's the way it seemed to come across.
I just wanted to be the first to point it out before anyone else inevitably will :P

You may now go back to talking about how awesome this person is.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order… is you!

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« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2010, 07:22:44 pm »
I generally base my response almost entirely on whether the reposter's a douche.

Syn = not a douche, actually a pretty awesome guy, therefore no reason to be a dick to him.

Lys = frequently a douche, would definitely warrant a dick response.
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Re: This dude is awesome.
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2010, 07:26:25 pm »
Lys has Alzheimer's, you should respect that.