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Bill Burroughs, A Thanksgiving Poll

Started by Wishfarple, July 23, 2004, 03:25:32 AM

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Thanks for. . .

Total Members Voted: 3

Voting closed: July 23, 2004, 03:25:32 AM

Wishfarple

Yeah, I could wait until November, but how predictable would THAT be?

Quote from: William S. BurroughsThanks for the wild turkey and
the passenger pigeons, destined
to be shit out through wholesome
American guts.


Thanks for a continent to despoil
and poison.

Thanks for Indians to provide a
modicum of challenge and
danger.

Thanks for vast herds of bison to
kill and skin leaving the
carcasses to rot.

Thanks for bounties on wolves
and coyotes.

Thanks for the American dream,
To vulgarize and to falsify until
the bare lies shine through.

Thanks for the KKK.

For nigger-killin' lawmen,
feelin' their notches.

For decent church-goin' women,
with their mean, pinched, bitter,
evil faces.

Thanks for "Kill a Queer for
Christ" stickers.

Thanks for laboratory AIDS.

Thanks for Prohibition and the
war against drugs.

Thanks for a country where
nobody's allowed to mind the
own business.

Thanks for a nation of finks.

Yes, thanks for all the
memories-- all right let's see
your arms!

You always were a headache and
you always were a bore.

Thanks for the last and greatest
betrayal of the last and greatest
of human dreams.
His Right Most Honorable Super Hella Reverend Llama Wishfart Rinpoche of the Church of Ed Gein (Deceased),
Temple of Cleveland

chaosgraves:agentoferis

Thats the last time that grandma let Uncle Bill say the thankgiving prayer at our house.

she did however trade him some beads for his drugs.

I think she go thte better end of the deal.


but he seemed to like them more because they were stored in a young boy's anal cavity.

that Uncle Bill.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

East Coast Hustle

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain


Horab Fibslager

there was a time when my country was donsidered very conservative in comparison to yours...
Hell is other people.

East Coast Hustle

yeah, that was the time you lived in Texas.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"