UNLIMITED REPOST APPRECIATION THREAD!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

it gets kind of old when there are 90+ page posts about it

You're right, I should probably just scour the internet for links to repost and start a new thread for each of them.

[Doktor Howl]

That would be a whore. Doing it indiscriminately with a lot of people would make you a slut.

Okay, then I'm a slut, because I will and DO fuck anything that moves, at least at this moment.  Nigel's shennigans seem to be about normal for your 30-something divorcee, but I have taken things to a new low.  I would in fact advise you to buy stock in Trojans since Maria and I split up again, because I plan to fuck everything I can get my filthy, diseased mitts on.  I will do so in full knowledge that this is somehow considered "wrong", "distasteful", or "low class" by a certain type of person, and I will gleefully not give a fuck, because I need to get my monkey on.  And I will.  Oh, yes.  

Why?  Because I want to.  And if I wish to talk about it, I will.  Whoops.  I just did.

Dok,
Slut.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

it gets kind of old when there are 90+ page posts about it

You're right, I should probably just scour the internet for links to repost and start a new thread for each of them.

That's what this thread is for you crazy bitch!
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...but you don't care about reposts... which is why you're posting in this thread... and a bunch of my other threads... right?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I have to object to the notion that I fuck indiscriminately, simply because if that were true my sex life would be a lot simpler and less wangsty.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

...but you don't care about reposts... which is why you're posting in this thread... and a bunch of my other threads... right?

You mean all the threads that you bumped so you could spread your tantrum about being boring across the board? Sure. Tell yourself that.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

...but you don't care about reposts... which is why you're posting in this thread... and a bunch of my other threads... right?

You mean all the threads that you bumped so you could spread your tantrum about being boring across the board? Sure. Tell yourself that.

By my count that is exactly... 1 thread... You seem to have a very tenuous grip on things like words, numbers and reality in general.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

By my count that is exactly... 1 thread... You seem to have a very tenuous grip on things like words, numbers and reality in general.[/url]

Talking to yourself again? At least you're doing it outside of my PM box this time. Psycho.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

By my count that is exactly... 1 thread... You seem to have a very tenuous grip on things like words, numbers and reality in general.[/url]

Talking to yourself again? At least you're doing it outside of my PM box this time. Psycho.

Yeah, because responding to your repeated PMs (despite your "ignoring" me) makes me a psycho.

Psycho is another word we can add to the list of words you don't understand.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

By my count that is exactly... 1 thread... You seem to have a very tenuous grip on things like words, numbers and reality in general.[/url]

Talking to yourself again? At least you're doing it outside of my PM box this time. Psycho.

Yeah, because responding to your repeated PMs (despite your "ignoring" me) makes me a psycho.

Psycho is another word we can add to the list of words you don't understand.

You initiated the PM's, so I put you on my PM block list, which you were only able to override because you're a mod, and the "repeated PM's" you were "responding" to were the ones in which I was asking you to stop PMing me.

Also, I think you misconstrued the exact reason I replied to every single one of your PM's with a request that you stop PMing me. The reason was that I actually wanted you to stop PMing me.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, yeah, I actually do think that's kind of psychotic, as was your initial attack over my comment that "I hate alignment charts because they're always based on some stupid TV show or video game I've never heard of".

Also I forwarded all of your PMs, as well as my requests that you stop PMing me, as you sent them, just to share how batshit you are.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

GLORIOUS REPOST!

[Doktor Howl]

I just took a post-work out shit.

None of you want to know about this, but I'm gonna tell you anyway.  It was mostly solid, accompanied by a noise not unlike a backfiring jet engine and exited my ass at about 30MPH, splashing me with toilet water.  Fortunately, I had not yet showered.  The toilet plugged up, and in a fit of sadism, I flushed it again on my way out of the locker room.  I left to the relaxing, natural sound of water hitting tile.  There was some horrible noise associated with it, but we'd probably best not dwell on that.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I just took a post-work out shit.

None of you want to know about this, but I'm gonna tell you anyway.  It was mostly solid, accompanied by a noise not unlike a backfiring jet engine and exited my ass at about 30MPH, splashing me with toilet water.  Fortunately, I had not yet showered.  The toilet plugged up, and in a fit of sadism, I flushed it again on my way out of the locker room.  I left to the relaxing, natural sound of water hitting tile.  There was some horrible noise associated with it, but we'd probably best not dwell on that.

^ THIS is how you write about what is normally a banal personal anecdote.

EDIT: Also, if we do the comic book thing you should be Spider Jerusalem. You're a horrible bastard, you're bald and you can write.

[Doktor Howl]

I just took a post-work out shit.

None of you want to know about this, but I'm gonna tell you anyway.  It was mostly solid, accompanied by a noise not unlike a backfiring jet engine and exited my ass at about 30MPH, splashing me with toilet water.  Fortunately, I had not yet showered.  The toilet plugged up, and in a fit of sadism, I flushed it again on my way out of the locker room.  I left to the relaxing, natural sound of water hitting tile.  There was some horrible noise associated with it, but we'd probably best not dwell on that.

^ THIS is how you write about what is normally a banal personal anecdote.

EDIT: Also, if we do the comic book thing you should be Spider Jerusalem. You're a horrible bastard, you're bald and you can write.

I also have a couple of hot women around me.  And I'm old.

But I don't have any tattoos or ridiculous glasses.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Easily solved with a sharpie and a trip to the dollar store.

(^ picture unrelated)