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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Sir Squid Diddimus

#30
April 22, 2010, 05:42:27 AM
Oh wait, no. No.
I'd be .32 short.

FUCK! END OF WORLD!!


Progressive is a competing insurance company

Freeky

#31
April 22, 2010, 05:42:52 AM
Quote from: NotPubli on April 22, 2010, 05:41:50 AM
Whats progressive?

It's an insurance company, namely car insurance.

AFK

#32
April 22, 2010, 12:26:51 PM
Quote from: NotPubli on April 22, 2010, 05:41:50 AM
Whats progressive?

They're like GEICO, except with less cavemen and geckos. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

the last yatto

#33
April 22, 2010, 12:49:23 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 22, 2010, 03:03:06 AM
I like this
It should be in the or kill me section

maybe OKM and apple talk should shift forum spots
with AT having starting new topics turned off for say a week or so
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Triple Zero

#34
April 22, 2010, 05:23:44 PM
Quote from: NotPubli on April 22, 2010, 05:41:50 AM
Whats progressive?

A portmanteau of "passive" and "agressive".
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

NotPublished

#35
April 22, 2010, 10:25:55 PM
 :asplode:
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.
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