UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread

[Requia ☣]

Cause if I don't make a place to put all this stuff Arizona is gonna gum up the whole board.

The latest?

PHOENIX (AP) - The Arizona House on Monday voted for a provision that would require President Barack Obama to show his birth certificate if he hopes to be on the state's ballot when he runs for re-election.

http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/news/politics/state_politics/house-oks-birther-bill-4-19-2010

[Doktor Howl]

 

Today, Barack stated that AZ will put Access back, or lose ALL federal funding.  They put it back.

This must be payback.

[Requia ☣]

Access to what?

[Doktor Howl]

Access to what?

Access is our state insurance plan for poor folks, and most especially their kids.

[Freeky]

AHCCCS, pronounced "access"

Really, he did? I'm pretty sure that's awesome, considering my monkey and I are both on it. I'm pretty cool with Obama at the moment, now.

[Requia ☣]

I'd also like to point out that the ads on FoxPhoenix's website are the kind of horrid shit I expect when I'm on the worst  parts of the internet.  Penny Stocks, seriously?

[Requia ☣]

WASHINGTON -- Rep. Raúl Grijalva, D-Ariz., closed down his Tucson and Yuma district offices Friday afternoon, after a man called the Tucson office twice threatening to "come in there and blow everybody's head off," and then go to the U.S.-Mexico border to "shoot any Mexicans that try to come across," an aide says.

http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2010/04/23/raul_grijalva_closes_office_due_to_threats

[AFK]

Yeah, so the Governor signed the immigration reform law today.  And it is really precious that she thinks she will head of racial profiling by issuing an executive order to put together a training manual.  Nobody reads training manuals. 

[Jenne]

FUCK HER.

I hope she loses the "Hispanic Vote" and all the other "Hispanic Voters" vote AGAINST the GOP EVERYWHERE.

This is the kind of shit that happens in bad economic times.  Blaming the immigrants.  Illegal and otherwise.

LIKE WE ALL ORGINATED HERE.

[Jenne]

Cause if I don't make a place to put all this stuff Arizona is gonna gum up the whole board.

The latest?

PHOENIX (AP) - The Arizona House on Monday voted for a provision that would require President Barack Obama to show his birth certificate if he hopes to be on the state's ballot when he runs for re-election.

http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/news/politics/state_politics/house-oks-birther-bill-4-19-2010

So...Arizona...the NEW Texas?  New Florida?

Or

[Requia ☣]

New Germany.

[Reginald Ret]

You would think people knew that the kind of people who immigrate (brave and active go-getters) are good for teh economy.

[Iason Ouabache]

You would think people knew that the kind of people who immigrate (brave and active go-getters) are good for teh economy.

But.. but... THEY TOOK OUR JERBS!!!1!!

[Doktor Howl]

I love this state.  Well, South of Picacho, anyway.

Only a place as wretched as Picacho would be able to stop the avalanche of evil that comes from Phoenix and Tempe.

[Jenne]

Rog, one of these DAYS I want to see AZ with your eyes/from your pov.  I think that would do me some good.