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UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread

Started by Requia ☣, April 22, 2010, 04:44:30 AM

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Junkenstein

Don't worry citizens, Joe has been in touch with some Russians and his upcoming "gulag" project looks to be a real winner.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 13, 2010, 04:59:31 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on May 13, 2010, 12:56:28 AM
America may be doomed Roger, but your state is doomed first. :lulz:

Oh, hell yeah.  Listening to White people whining about being racially oppressed is music to my ears, the exact sort of music I'd like to think the band played as the Titanic went down.

Look upon Arizona, ye Americans, and despair.  This is your future.

Was I right or was I right?
Molon Lube

Cain

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2018/08/sacha-baron-cohen-joe-arpaio-who-is-america

QuoteThroughout the segment, it's clear Arpaio is unsure what, exactly, is going on—especially when Cohen begins babbling to the camera in faux-Finnish. Still, Arpaio often manages to stick to talking points, including the idea that guns don't kill people; people do. But the intended "gotcha" moment of the segment comes at the end, when Cohen starts discussing his first job—which he calls a "hand job from my mother, and it was newspapers." The comedian then asks Arpaio to describe his first hand job—a question Arpaio deflects, clearly unsure what Cohen means by that. Then comes the kicker: "So if Donald Trump calls you up after this and says, 'Sheriff Joe, I want to offer you an amazing blow job,' would you say yes?" Arpaio's response: "I may have to say yes."



Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

LMNO



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Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2019, 06:46:38 PM
Doo bee doo bee dooooooo

https://apnews.com/47d3d47bb9e7489bbd1328506cb4d470

QuoteSheriff's officials say Security Transport Services has transported roughly 70 inmates this year at a cost of $88,500.

Sure beats the shit out of driving for Uber :eek:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

It's like all those, ahem, "detention camps" housing migrants for $775 per day.

Shit, for that much I'd teach them English as well as provide board and lodgings.

altered

775/day is money I'd be able to live like a fucking queen on.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Juana

The government is paying literally the same nightly rate for some of the world's top hotels and this]/I] is what they're doing with it.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Doktor Howl

https://apnews.com/36bafd6c72cb4e43b00f7ff553b6fb56

Arizona Nazi Kelli Ward has sunk to new lows.

QuoteThe head of the Arizona Republican Party faced a backlash Friday after sending a fundraising email that said Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Mark Kelly, who rose to prominence when his wife was shot in the head, will be stopped "dead in his tracks."

Mark Kelly's wife is of course, Gabby Giffords, the US rep who was shot in the head by a maniac in Tucson.
Molon Lube

altered

I thought Ward fell into the reality sink out back of your old job's restaurant. She had showed up loud and stupid and then disappeared altogether, from an external perspective.

I wish my perspective was correct. We could use less Ward.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: nullified on September 09, 2019, 05:08:16 PM
I thought Ward fell into the reality sink out back of your old job's restaurant. She had showed up loud and stupid and then disappeared altogether, from an external perspective.

I wish my perspective was correct. We could use less Ward.

She's been around, as the RNC chair for Arizona.

It's worth mentioning that during her tenure, the state turned more purple than red.  If I didn't for certain know better, I'd assume she was a democratic party mole.
Molon Lube