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Luna

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 30, 2012, 07:00:55 PM
Not political, but it is some serious asshattery in AZ:

http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/Man-arrested-for-texting-naked-photo-of-girlfriends-daughter-135269093.html


QuoteA man is in custody after allegedly texting a naked photo of his girlfriend's daughter to nearly 40 contacts in the girl's cellphone.

Foster found a photo the girl, who is a student at Poston Butte High School in San Tan Valley, had taken of herself, and decided to teach her a lesson by sending the photo to contacts in her phone.


What the fuck?

I don't even...
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Elder Iptuous

jesus, wtf is wrong with that guy?
he intended to teach her a lesson for..... what, exactly?  tfa says he found a nude pic of her on her phone.  i guess it is implied that he thought that she was, or intended to, sext it?
sooooo to punish her, he.... sexts it?!
jesus christ, what an asshole.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Iptuous on January 30, 2012, 09:09:55 PM
jesus, wtf is wrong with that guy?
he intended to teach her a lesson for..... what, exactly?  tfa says he found a nude pic of her on her phone.  i guess it is implied that he thought that she was, or intended to, sext it?
sooooo to punish her, he.... sexts it?!
jesus christ, what an asshole.

I am not usually a fan of disproportionate legal action, but in this case, I hope he enjoys his 5-10 and his lifetime subscription to the sex offender's list.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 30, 2012, 09:12:56 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 30, 2012, 09:09:55 PM
jesus, wtf is wrong with that guy?
he intended to teach her a lesson for..... what, exactly?  tfa says he found a nude pic of her on her phone.  i guess it is implied that he thought that she was, or intended to, sext it?
sooooo to punish her, he.... sexts it?!
jesus christ, what an asshole.

I am not usually a fan of disproportionate legal action, but in this case, I hope he enjoys his 5-10 and his lifetime subscription to the sex offender's list.

In this case, that does not seem too terribly disproportionate.  He ruined that kid's life.

If someone did that to ME, he'd wish for something so mild.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Elder Iptuous

that might be overstating it a bit much, but i'm sure in her mind right now he ruined her life.
and he certainly did fuck up her highschool experience.  probably did some lasting mental damage, that's for sure.

perhaps the wrath of the angry intarwebs can generate a vengeful meme on this guy?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Iptuous on January 30, 2012, 09:23:26 PM
that might be overstating it a bit much, but i'm sure in her mind right now he ruined her life.
and he certainly did fuck up her highschool experience.  probably did some lasting mental damage, that's for sure.

perhaps the wrath of the angry intarwebs can generate a vengeful meme on this guy?

No, I think prison will do nicely.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Elder Iptuous

certainly so.  but a bit of public humiliation as well would satisfy the tooth for tooth spin of things?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Iptuous on January 30, 2012, 09:43:13 PM
certainly so.  but a bit of public humiliation as well would satisfy the tooth for tooth spin of things?

No, there's no satisfaction to be had here.  Just shove him in a hole and put the kid in counseling.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Elder Iptuous


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Iptuous on January 30, 2012, 09:45:20 PM
the oubliette it is, then.

Yep.  While I am against prison for potheads and similarly harmless people, shitbags like this one deserve it entirely.

Assuming, of course, that he is found guilty of the accusation.1




1 Redacted for the new American century.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 30, 2012, 09:48:02 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 30, 2012, 09:45:20 PM
the oubliette it is, then.

Yep.  While I am against prison for potheads and similarly harmless people, shitbags like this one deserve it entirely.

Assuming, of course, that he is found guilty of the accusation.1




1 Redacted for the new American century.

Yeah, there's the whole "proven guilty" thing.  If he is found guilty, toss him down the hole.

In for "distributing child pornography" may get him more than he deserves.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Freeky

http://azdailysun.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/jail-inmate-arrested-for-trespassing-after-allegedly-refusing-to-leave/article_1f529c47-681f-50ed-b0d3-2f6eef436871.html
QuoteA 44-year-old man was charged with trespassing at the county jail on Monday for refusing to leave his cell.

Martin Batieni Kombate, 44, was arrested last week in Flagstaff for trespassing and was set to be released on Monday under his own recognizance on the charge.

But when the detention officers from the Coconino County Sheriff's Office showed up to escort him out, Kombate allegedly said he wasn't leaving.

An officer from the Flagstaff Police Department was called over to speak to the man, according to a report. When the officer approached his cell, Kombate said he wouldn't go because he didn't know where his wallet was.
I heard this on the radio last week.  I lol'd. 

Freeky

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/44/2010/08/ben-quayle-denies-writing-for.html

QuoteAfter initially denying the allegations, Arizona House candidate Ben Quayle (R), son of former vice president Dan Quayle, admitted on Tuesday that he used to post comments on a Web site called "Dirty Scottsdale" several years ago, Politico reports.

:lulz:

Doktor Howl

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/27/michelle-ugenti-arizona-rep-justifies-tuition-hike_n_1304731.html

QuoteAn Arizona House committee passed a bill last week that would require every student at a public college in the state, regardless of economic status, to pay a minimum of $2,000 in tuition.

As Think Progress noted, nearly 100 Arizona students attended the committee hearing to speak out against the bill, HB 2675, expressing concern that it would make it more difficult for many students to afford college. Rep. Michelle Ugenti (R-Scottsdale) responded bluntly in favor of the new measure: "Welcome to life."

This doesn't just mean subsidies would be hit.  It also means that kids with full-ride scholarships would have to pay $2000 of their own money on top of the full tuition granted by the scholarship.

It does not raise the tuition itself, for people who are self-paying, with the exception that it would increase the minimum cost/semester to $2000.

We have the first outright "poor tax" in America.   :lulz:

The goal, obviously, is to prevent poor people from getting an education.
Molon Lube

AFK

Wait, maybe I'm off my rocker, but haven't the Republicans recently been screeching at Obama for promoting class warfare? 

Only letting the rich kids get into college is kinda class warfare you stupid-ridden asshats!
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