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Started by Requia ☣, April 22, 2010, 04:44:30 AM

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Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 13, 2012, 09:29:55 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 13, 2012, 09:28:29 PM
Why am I not more eager to leave here?  I should be fleeing.  FLEEING!

To where?  Even Canada's gone retarded.

There's some places in the States where the retardation doesn't reach Arizona depths.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 13, 2012, 09:31:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 13, 2012, 09:29:55 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 13, 2012, 09:28:29 PM
Why am I not more eager to leave here?  I should be fleeing.  FLEEING!

To where?  Even Canada's gone retarded.

There's some places in the States where the retardation doesn't reach Arizona depths.

Chicago and Portland.

Boston.

That's it.
Molon Lube

Freeky


Doktor Howl

ALL WOMEN IN ARIZONA NEED TO GO ON MATERNITY LEAVE NOW.  UNTIL MENOPAUSE.
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 14, 2012, 04:00:44 AM
ALL WOMEN IN ARIZONA NEED TO GO ON MATERNITY LEAVE NOW.  UNTIL MENOPAUSE.

This should totally happen.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Freeky

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 14, 2012, 04:08:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 14, 2012, 04:00:44 AM
ALL WOMEN IN ARIZONA NEED TO GO ON MATERNITY LEAVE NOW.  UNTIL MENOPAUSE.

This should totally happen.

Only if they get paid maternity leave with the company they're with.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 14, 2012, 04:10:46 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 14, 2012, 04:08:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 14, 2012, 04:00:44 AM
ALL WOMEN IN ARIZONA NEED TO GO ON MATERNITY LEAVE NOW.  UNTIL MENOPAUSE.

This should totally happen.

Only if they get paid maternity leave with the company they're with.

They should push for that. And put in for whatever benefits AZ has left these days for pregnant women, even if it's just WIC.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 14, 2012, 04:36:47 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 14, 2012, 04:10:46 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 14, 2012, 04:08:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 14, 2012, 04:00:44 AM
ALL WOMEN IN ARIZONA NEED TO GO ON MATERNITY LEAVE NOW.  UNTIL MENOPAUSE.

This should totally happen.

Only if they get paid maternity leave with the company they're with.

They should push for that. And put in for whatever benefits AZ has left these days for pregnant women, even if it's just WIC.

Um.
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 14, 2012, 04:42:34 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 14, 2012, 04:36:47 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 14, 2012, 04:10:46 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 14, 2012, 04:08:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 14, 2012, 04:00:44 AM
ALL WOMEN IN ARIZONA NEED TO GO ON MATERNITY LEAVE NOW.  UNTIL MENOPAUSE.

This should totally happen.

Only if they get paid maternity leave with the company they're with.

They should push for that. And put in for whatever benefits AZ has left these days for pregnant women, even if it's just WIC.

Um.

No WIC?

Even TEXAS has WIC.   :x

Has AZ surpassed us AND Florida?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 14, 2012, 04:44:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 14, 2012, 04:42:34 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 14, 2012, 04:36:47 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 14, 2012, 04:10:46 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 14, 2012, 04:08:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 14, 2012, 04:00:44 AM
ALL WOMEN IN ARIZONA NEED TO GO ON MATERNITY LEAVE NOW.  UNTIL MENOPAUSE.

This should totally happen.

Only if they get paid maternity leave with the company they're with.

They should push for that. And put in for whatever benefits AZ has left these days for pregnant women, even if it's just WIC.

Um.

No WIC?

Even TEXAS has WIC.   :x

Has AZ surpassed us AND Florida?

Oh, we have WIC and even health insurance for poor people.

But you can't actually have any.
Molon Lube

navkat

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 14, 2012, 04:36:47 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 14, 2012, 04:10:46 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 14, 2012, 04:08:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 14, 2012, 04:00:44 AM
ALL WOMEN IN ARIZONA NEED TO GO ON MATERNITY LEAVE NOW.  UNTIL MENOPAUSE.

This should totally happen.

Only if they get paid maternity leave with the company they're with.

They should push for that. And put in for whatever benefits AZ has left these days for pregnant women, even if it's just WIC.

NOW YOU'RE THINKING LIKE THEM.

"Quick! Someone pass a measure that states that a woman can't go on WIC until she's passed the last date that she could abort in the most permissive state in the Union! We don't want these Lib'rul WIC abusers collecting free peanut butter and then going to Ohio! Better make 'em pay for transVaginal Ultrasounds too before they get the free cheese...just to make sure they aren't gaming the system.

Cain

Actually, when you read the legislation carefully, there is one day of every month when women are not "legally pregnant".

I suggest all women go on a boozy rampage on said day.

Pope Pixie Pickle

I am so relieved that I never moved to AZ.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Cain on April 14, 2012, 09:11:03 AM
Actually, when you read the legislation carefully, there is one day of every month when women are not "legally pregnant".

I suggest all women go on a boozy rampage on said day.

TEQUILA.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

navkat

Quote from: Cain on April 14, 2012, 09:11:03 AM
Actually, when you read the legislation carefully, there is one day of every month when women are not "legally pregnant".

I suggest all women go on a boozy rampage on said day.

NOT SO FAST, BITCHES.

An EtG Urinalysis can detect alcohol in your system for up to 80 hours and if we can see the spirits, that means your unborn child can. You will be guilty of harming your baby the next day.