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tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 26, 2012, 12:58:54 AM
QuoteAlso, have you ever noticed that Phoenix is really, really fucking full of itself?

NO!  Surely you jest! :lulz:

It's the whole area really. FFS Glendale just raised property taxes by 36 PER-FUCKING-CENT so they could stay in the "Major League Sports" club by keeping the Coyotes around. Oh, sure, the taxes would have gone up "anyway," to pay for the stadium where NOBODY GOES to watch a sport NOBODY WATCHES, whether the Coyotes stayed or went. Just goes to show you, something about the 10 or 15 degree heat difference between Tucson and Phoenix results in a lot of brain damage.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Freeky

Quote from: v3x on June 26, 2012, 01:04:39 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 26, 2012, 12:58:54 AM
QuoteAlso, have you ever noticed that Phoenix is really, really fucking full of itself?

NO!  Surely you jest! :lulz:

It's the whole area really. FFS Glendale just raised property taxes by 36 PER-FUCKING-CENT so they could stay in the "Major League Sports" club by keeping the Coyotes around. Oh, sure, the taxes would have gone up "anyway," to pay for the stadium where NOBODY GOES to watch a sport NOBODY WATCHES, whether the Coyotes stayed or went. Just goes to show you, something about the 10 or 15 degree heat difference between Tucson and Phoenix results in a lot of brain damage.

Dude, nobody, and I mean nobody was meant to live in a desert.  I've written about it before, I've got another thing brewing in my head.  The only difference between Phoenix and Tucson is the people and their expectations, really.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: v3x on June 26, 2012, 01:04:39 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 26, 2012, 12:58:54 AM
QuoteAlso, have you ever noticed that Phoenix is really, really fucking full of itself?

NO!  Surely you jest! :lulz:

It's the whole area really. FFS Glendale just raised property taxes by 36 PER-FUCKING-CENT so they could stay in the "Major League Sports" club by keeping the Coyotes around. Oh, sure, the taxes would have gone up "anyway," to pay for the stadium where NOBODY GOES to watch a sport NOBODY WATCHES, whether the Coyotes stayed or went. Just goes to show you, something about the 10 or 15 degree heat difference between Tucson and Phoenix results in a lot of brain damage.

Glendale is just trying to capture Buckeye's title as "Newest ghost town".
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I like hockey. To the point I'll actually watch it on TV. But I'm trying to figure out why you'd have a team in the desert. It's about as ridiculous as green lawns in the desert, sfaiac.
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tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on June 26, 2012, 02:15:47 AM
I like hockey. To the point I'll actually watch it on TV. But I'm trying to figure out why you'd have a team in the desert. It's about as ridiculous as green lawns in the desert, sfaiac.

Speaking of which, the HOA dinged me $25 last week because my grass isn't green enough.
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Freeky

Quote from: v3x on June 26, 2012, 02:25:22 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on June 26, 2012, 02:15:47 AM
I like hockey. To the point I'll actually watch it on TV. But I'm trying to figure out why you'd have a team in the desert. It's about as ridiculous as green lawns in the desert, sfaiac.

Speaking of which, the HOA dinged me $25 last week because my grass isn't green enough.

The solution for this is clear:  Buy several gallons of green paint.  Apply to lawn.

Alternatively, astroturf.

Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: v3x on June 26, 2012, 02:25:22 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on June 26, 2012, 02:15:47 AM
I like hockey. To the point I'll actually watch it on TV. But I'm trying to figure out why you'd have a team in the desert. It's about as ridiculous as green lawns in the desert, sfaiac.

Speaking of which, the HOA dinged me $25 last week because my grass isn't green enough.

That's a bargain.  The amount of water you'd need to keep it green would run you about $90.

Move down to Tucson.  We don't have lawns.  Well, a few people do, and we laugh at them openly.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

E.O.T.



ALRIGHT ALREADY,

          where's the spagging out over the arizona ruling?
"a good fight justifies any cause"

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: E.O.T. on June 26, 2012, 10:30:28 PM


ALRIGHT ALREADY,

          where's the spagging out over the arizona ruling?
One page back. Not much spagging though.

But I DO think it's hilarious that the Supreme Court left the "show me your papers" provision intact, and Obama immediately responded with "that's fine. We just won't return any phone calls from AZ police. Have fun with that provision guys!" and canceled AZ's enforcement agreements with ICE.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: v3x on June 26, 2012, 10:32:42 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on June 26, 2012, 10:30:28 PM


ALRIGHT ALREADY,

          where's the spagging out over the arizona ruling?
One page back. Not much spagging though.

But I DO think it's hilarious that the Supreme Court left the "show me your papers" provision intact, and Obama immediately responded with "that's fine. We just won't return any phone calls from AZ police. Have fun with that provision guys!" and canceled AZ's enforcement agreements with ICE.

Obama is the king of the trolls. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 26, 2012, 10:47:07 PM
Quote from: v3x on June 26, 2012, 10:32:42 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on June 26, 2012, 10:30:28 PM


ALRIGHT ALREADY,

          where's the spagging out over the arizona ruling?
One page back. Not much spagging though.

But I DO think it's hilarious that the Supreme Court left the "show me your papers" provision intact, and Obama immediately responded with "that's fine. We just won't return any phone calls from AZ police. Have fun with that provision guys!" and canceled AZ's enforcement agreements with ICE.

Obama is the king of the trolls. 

Indeed. Hence my special Election 2012 edition avatar.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

E.O.T.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 26, 2012, 10:47:07 PM
Quote from: v3x on June 26, 2012, 10:32:42 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on June 26, 2012, 10:30:28 PM


ALRIGHT ALREADY,

          where's the spagging out over the arizona ruling?
One page back. Not much spagging though.

But I DO think it's hilarious that the Supreme Court left the "show me your papers" provision intact, and Obama immediately responded with "that's fine. We just won't return any phone calls from AZ police. Have fun with that provision guys!" and canceled AZ's enforcement agreements with ICE.

Obama is the king of the trolls.

HUH

          i never considered that. but wouldn't he be the boy-prince of trolls. i love it when cain calls him that.
"a good fight justifies any cause"

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