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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 27, 2012, 01:35:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2012, 06:01:44 PM
http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/pregnancy-begins-2-weeks-before-conception-now-the-law-in-arizona/politics/2012/04/13/37993

:kingmeh:  Similarly to v3x, I can't feel the horror anymore.  But there's no mirth in there, either.

Of course you can't feel horror.  This is now part of the mainstream cultural belief set.  It is no longer something you COULDN'T expect.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2012, 01:54:24 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 27, 2012, 01:35:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2012, 06:01:44 PM
http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/pregnancy-begins-2-weeks-before-conception-now-the-law-in-arizona/politics/2012/04/13/37993

:kingmeh:  Similarly to v3x, I can't feel the horror anymore.  But there's no mirth in there, either.

Of course you can't feel horror.  This is now part of the mainstream cultural belief set.  It is no longer something you COULDN'T expect.

Yeah, I guess so. 

I kind of feel like crying, but it's mostly out of resignation over not being a legal person.

Suu

So, in theory, because life begins with ovulation and not conception, any woman having her natural menses would be considered having an abortion under this law. Still legal, I mean, if you were on time and shedding your lining 2 weeks post-ovulation, but STILL.

Curious as to how this would effect hormonal BCPs that stop ovulation.

Also: WTFARIZONA
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

Quote from: Suu on August 27, 2012, 03:30:38 AM
So, in theory, because life begins with ovulation and not conception, any woman having her natural menses would be considered having an abortion under this law. Still legal, I mean, if you were on time and shedding your lining 2 weeks post-ovulation, but STILL.

Curious as to how this would effect hormonal BCPs that stop ovulation.

Also: WTFARIZONA

Not quite...

See, if you're considered pregnant, AND they manage to outlaw abortion, ANY ACTION you take which might lead to miscarrying a baby, unless you're actively on your period, AND willing to prove it on the spot, is attempted murder.  So... unless you're willing to let the bartender check your underpants, you're done drinking.  Don't even THINK about martial arts. 
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

How are you enjoying your pregnancy?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 27, 2012, 01:59:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2012, 01:54:24 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 27, 2012, 01:35:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2012, 06:01:44 PM
http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/pregnancy-begins-2-weeks-before-conception-now-the-law-in-arizona/politics/2012/04/13/37993

:kingmeh:  Similarly to v3x, I can't feel the horror anymore.  But there's no mirth in there, either.

Of course you can't feel horror.  This is now part of the mainstream cultural belief set.  It is no longer something you COULDN'T expect.

Yeah, I guess so. 

I kind of feel like crying, but it's mostly out of resignation over not being a legal person.

Shhh, little lady... don't say things like that, you'll alienate the menfolk!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Luna

Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on August 27, 2012, 04:51:03 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 27, 2012, 01:59:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2012, 01:54:24 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 27, 2012, 01:35:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2012, 06:01:44 PM
http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/pregnancy-begins-2-weeks-before-conception-now-the-law-in-arizona/politics/2012/04/13/37993

:kingmeh:  Similarly to v3x, I can't feel the horror anymore.  But there's no mirth in there, either.

Of course you can't feel horror.  This is now part of the mainstream cultural belief set.  It is no longer something you COULDN'T expect.

Yeah, I guess so. 

I kind of feel like crying, but it's mostly out of resignation over not being a legal person.

Shhh, little lady... don't say things like that, you'll alienate the menfolk!

Too true.  All you have to do is accept that God made you the way you are, an incubator with the wonderful ability to fetch a damn sammich and open beer for the men tasked with putting up with your shit, you'll be much happier.  :vom:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on August 27, 2012, 04:51:03 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 27, 2012, 01:59:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2012, 01:54:24 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 27, 2012, 01:35:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2012, 06:01:44 PM
http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/pregnancy-begins-2-weeks-before-conception-now-the-law-in-arizona/politics/2012/04/13/37993

:kingmeh:  Similarly to v3x, I can't feel the horror anymore.  But there's no mirth in there, either.

Of course you can't feel horror.  This is now part of the mainstream cultural belief set.  It is no longer something you COULDN'T expect.

Yeah, I guess so. 

I kind of feel like crying, but it's mostly out of resignation over not being a legal person.

Shhh, little lady... don't say things like that, you'll alienate the menfolk!

:( for womens in Arizona.


I'm so so so so so glad I never moved there.   Freeky was there much in the way of protest and activism leading up to this? 

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Pixie on August 27, 2012, 10:50:40 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on August 27, 2012, 04:51:03 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 27, 2012, 01:59:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2012, 01:54:24 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 27, 2012, 01:35:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2012, 06:01:44 PM
http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/pregnancy-begins-2-weeks-before-conception-now-the-law-in-arizona/politics/2012/04/13/37993

:kingmeh:  Similarly to v3x, I can't feel the horror anymore.  But there's no mirth in there, either.

Of course you can't feel horror.  This is now part of the mainstream cultural belief set.  It is no longer something you COULDN'T expect.

Yeah, I guess so. 

I kind of feel like crying, but it's mostly out of resignation over not being a legal person.

Shhh, little lady... don't say things like that, you'll alienate the menfolk!

:( for womens in Arizona.


I'm so so so so so glad I never moved there.   Freeky was there much in the way of protest and activism leading up to this?

No.  Unless you're asking about the right wing freaks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Oh, and...SUCK IT, FLORIDA!  WE OWN THIS GAME!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Quote from: Pixie on August 27, 2012, 10:50:40 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on August 27, 2012, 04:51:03 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 27, 2012, 01:59:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2012, 01:54:24 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 27, 2012, 01:35:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2012, 06:01:44 PM
http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/pregnancy-begins-2-weeks-before-conception-now-the-law-in-arizona/politics/2012/04/13/37993

:kingmeh:  Similarly to v3x, I can't feel the horror anymore.  But there's no mirth in there, either.

Of course you can't feel horror.  This is now part of the mainstream cultural belief set.  It is no longer something you COULDN'T expect.

Yeah, I guess so. 

I kind of feel like crying, but it's mostly out of resignation over not being a legal person.

Shhh, little lady... don't say things like that, you'll alienate the menfolk!

:( for womens in Arizona.
I'm so so so so so glad I never moved there.   Freeky was there much in the way of protest and activism leading up to this?

No. Even my lukewarm attempts at posting all the articles I found to Facebook didnt raise any kind of reaction. I think nobody cares anymore, except people it isn't happening to.