UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread

[AFK]

Please tell me this is real.  Please oh please!

[Jenne]

If not, awesome troll of US Gov't is awesome.

[Adios]

Please tell me this is real.  Please oh please!

Yes, please!

[Adios]

FORT APACHE, Arizona - Watch out Rush Limbaugh. Chief Standing Wolf, who earlier this year made certain promises to rid Arizona of non-Native Americans if they didn't repeal their white man laws allowing only English-speaking people in their state, is on the war path again. This time, it's Rush Limbaugh that has the Apache leader seeing red.
Upon hearing Standing Wolf's words, Rush Limbaugh said "what?" due to the fact that he doesn't speak Apache.

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i81030



The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

[Cramulus]

sadly, not real 

it's from http://glossynews.com/ , which also runs articles like Obama Gets Tough with Iran: Leaves Bitchy Note on UN Desk, and Republicans Suffering from Short-Term Memory Loss. ("There is worry in this country that too many in the Republican leadership have been smoking too much pot for too long. ")

[BadBeast]

If this idea takes off, and they do this with ALL the States, it might sort out that Mexico border shit, once and for all. All non Native Americans would have to apply for Asylum, in Mexico.  Or Canada.    But you can't come back to Europe. That Boat already sailed, I'm afraid. Although Native Americans alsways seemed quite reasonable to me, so they might set Reservations up. In Alaska. And Utah.  
But they'd probably give you a Bus ride there, they wouldn't make you all walk.  

[Adios]

This won't stop me from using it for trolling purposes.

[AFK]

sadly, not real 

it's from http://glossynews.com/ , which also runs articles like Obama Gets Tough with Iran: Leaves Bitchy Note on UN Desk, and Republicans Suffering from Short-Term Memory Loss. ("There is worry in this country that too many in the Republican leadership have been smoking too much pot for too long. ")

I kinda figured.  "glossynews" sounded too much like a satrical site.  Oh well. 

[Iason Ouabache]

Proof that Jan Brewer has the same speech writer as Palin:

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/09/02/the-sound-of-silence/?partner=rss&emc=rss

[Doktor Howl]

Fuck you, Arizona.  No, really.  Fuck you.

http://www.fox11az.com/news/102024823.html

No charges in Ariz. inmate's death in cage
Associated Press

Posted on September 1, 2010 at 7:14 PM

Updated today at 4:01 AM


PHOENIX (AP) — There will be no criminal charges following the heat-related death of an Arizona inmate who collapsed in an outdoor cage last year.

Bill Fitzgerald, a spokesman for the Maricopa County¹ Attorney's Office, said Wednesday that there wasn't enough evidence to prosecute the case.

Fitzgerald says the Department of Corrections had recommended charges against seven officials.

Inmate Marcia Powell died in May 2009 after she was left for nearly four hours in an unshaded outdoor cage. An autopsy report showed she had first- and second-degree burns and a core body temperature of 108 degrees.

Administrators fired, suspended or otherwise disciplined 16 corrections employees over Powell's death.

¹  Maricopa county.  Guess who that is?  Oh, yeah, Sheriff Joe "We lost another dozen prisoners" Arpeio.

[Freeky]

That's distressing.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I can't say I'm surprised at this point.

My hatred of Arizona is about maxed out.

[Thurnez Isa]

Proof that Jan Brewer has the same speech writer as Palin:

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/09/02/the-sound-of-silence/?partner=rss&emc=rss

Doesn't Arizona have standards?

[Doktor Howl]

Proof that Jan Brewer has the same speech writer as Palin:

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/09/02/the-sound-of-silence/?partner=rss&emc=rss

Doesn't Arizona have standards?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What are those?

[Juana]

  Freaking Arizona.

I just told my mom about this, and she told me no one needs to know about that stuff.