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Started by Requia ☣, April 22, 2010, 04:44:30 AM

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tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Hover Cat on September 04, 2010, 09:13:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 04, 2010, 08:53:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2010, 08:45:34 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on September 03, 2010, 11:49:40 PM
Ain't is a beautiful country?

And where's that from, Dok? I did a search and nothing turned up.

Where's what from?

"The trains all run on time." You're always saying it. Come o think of it, I don't get it either.
Yeah, the trains. Sorry I wasn't clear enough. :)

Hitler famously made all the trains in Germany run on time, or at least popular myth says he did.
You people need moar history.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Kurt Christ

Quote from: vexati0n on September 04, 2010, 09:16:09 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on September 04, 2010, 09:13:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 04, 2010, 08:53:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2010, 08:45:34 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on September 03, 2010, 11:49:40 PM
Ain't is a beautiful country?

And where's that from, Dok? I did a search and nothing turned up.

Where's what from?

"The trains all run on time." You're always saying it. Come o think of it, I don't get it either.
Yeah, the trains. Sorry I wasn't clear enough. :)

Hitler famously made all the trains in Germany run on time, or at least popular myth says he did.
You people need moar history.
Mussolini in Italy is who the "At least he makes the trains run on time" phrase refers to, but it's the same general idea.
Formerly known as the Space Pope (then I was excommunicated), Father Kurt Christ (I was deemed unfit to raise children, spiritual or otherwise), and Vartox (the speedo was starting to chafe)

Doktor Howl

Quote from: vexati0n on September 04, 2010, 09:16:09 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on September 04, 2010, 09:13:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 04, 2010, 08:53:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2010, 08:45:34 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on September 03, 2010, 11:49:40 PM
Ain't is a beautiful country?

And where's that from, Dok? I did a search and nothing turned up.

Where's what from?

"The trains all run on time." You're always saying it. Come o think of it, I don't get it either.
Yeah, the trains. Sorry I wasn't clear enough. :)

Hitler famously made all the trains in Germany run on time, or at least popular myth says he did.
You people need moar history.

Mussolini. 

:lulz:
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 04, 2010, 08:53:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2010, 08:45:34 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on September 03, 2010, 11:49:40 PM
Ain't is a beautiful country?

And where's that from, Dok? I did a search and nothing turned up.

Where's what from?

"The trains all run on time." You're always saying it. Come o think of it, I don't get it either.

It was a reference to pre-WWII Italy, where Mussolini made all the trains run on time.  I just put it to a childrens' rhyme.

Of course, where those trains wound up going...
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2010, 09:41:55 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 04, 2010, 08:53:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2010, 08:45:34 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on September 03, 2010, 11:49:40 PM
Ain't is a beautiful country?

And where's that from, Dok? I did a search and nothing turned up.

Where's what from?

"The trains all run on time." You're always saying it. Come o think of it, I don't get it either.

It was a reference to pre-WWII Italy, where Mussolini made all the trains run on time.  I just put it to a childrens' rhyme.

Of course, where those trains wound up going...

Where?

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Vartox on September 04, 2010, 09:21:13 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 04, 2010, 09:16:09 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on September 04, 2010, 09:13:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 04, 2010, 08:53:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2010, 08:45:34 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on September 03, 2010, 11:49:40 PM
Ain't is a beautiful country?

And where's that from, Dok? I did a search and nothing turned up.

Where's what from?

"The trains all run on time." You're always saying it. Come o think of it, I don't get it either.
Yeah, the trains. Sorry I wasn't clear enough. :)

Hitler famously made all the trains in Germany run on time, or at least popular myth says he did.
You people need moar history.
Mussolini in Italy is who the "At least he makes the trains run on time" phrase refers to, but it's the same general idea.

i do not distinguish among fascist leaders. they are all hitler. this is the 21st century after all, so there's no time for real history, only proper history.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Phox

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 04, 2010, 09:46:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2010, 09:41:55 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 04, 2010, 08:53:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2010, 08:45:34 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on September 03, 2010, 11:49:40 PM
Ain't is a beautiful country?

And where's that from, Dok? I did a search and nothing turned up.

Where's what from?

"The trains all run on time." You're always saying it. Come o think of it, I don't get it either.

It was a reference to pre-WWII Italy, where Mussolini made all the trains run on time.  I just put it to a childrens' rhyme.

Of course, where those trains wound up going...

Where?

To Texas, of course. Those evil italian fascist bastards!  :evilmad:

Doktor Howl

Quote from: vexati0n on September 04, 2010, 09:57:31 PM
Quote from: Vartox on September 04, 2010, 09:21:13 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 04, 2010, 09:16:09 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on September 04, 2010, 09:13:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 04, 2010, 08:53:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2010, 08:45:34 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on September 03, 2010, 11:49:40 PM
Ain't is a beautiful country?

And where's that from, Dok? I did a search and nothing turned up.

Where's what from?

"The trains all run on time." You're always saying it. Come o think of it, I don't get it either.
Yeah, the trains. Sorry I wasn't clear enough. :)

Hitler famously made all the trains in Germany run on time, or at least popular myth says he did.
You people need moar history.
Mussolini in Italy is who the "At least he makes the trains run on time" phrase refers to, but it's the same general idea.

i do not distinguish among fascist leaders. they are all hitler. this is the 21st century after all, so there's no time for real history, only proper history.

IT WOULD BREAK YOUR LEG TO LAUGH AND ADMIT YOU WERE MISTAKEN.

THAT FUCKING FEMUR WOULD SNAP LIKE A MATCHSTICK.

:lulz:
Molon Lube

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2010, 10:37:42 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 04, 2010, 09:57:31 PM
Quote from: Vartox on September 04, 2010, 09:21:13 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 04, 2010, 09:16:09 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on September 04, 2010, 09:13:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 04, 2010, 08:53:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2010, 08:45:34 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on September 03, 2010, 11:49:40 PM
Ain't is a beautiful country?

And where's that from, Dok? I did a search and nothing turned up.

Where's what from?

"The trains all run on time." You're always saying it. Come o think of it, I don't get it either.
Yeah, the trains. Sorry I wasn't clear enough. :)

Hitler famously made all the trains in Germany run on time, or at least popular myth says he did.
You people need moar history.
Mussolini in Italy is who the "At least he makes the trains run on time" phrase refers to, but it's the same general idea.

i do not distinguish among fascist leaders. they are all hitler. this is the 21st century after all, so there's no time for real history, only proper history.

IT WOULD BREAK YOUR LEG TO LAUGH AND ADMIT YOU WERE MISTAKEN.

THAT FUCKING FEMUR WOULD SNAP LIKE A MATCHSTICK.

:lulz:

nah, i know i was mistaken. and i admit i was wrong all the time about lots of stuff, and not just here.

also, my reply was pretty much an admission of my mistake, dressed up as a flat joke, which at least hints i was laughing.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

BabylonHoruv

Quote from: vexati0n on September 04, 2010, 09:16:09 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on September 04, 2010, 09:13:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 04, 2010, 08:53:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2010, 08:45:34 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on September 03, 2010, 11:49:40 PM
Ain't is a beautiful country?

And where's that from, Dok? I did a search and nothing turned up.

Where's what from?

"The trains all run on time." You're always saying it. Come o think of it, I don't get it either.
Yeah, the trains. Sorry I wasn't clear enough. :)

Hitler famously made all the trains in Germany run on time, or at least popular myth says he did.
You people need moar history.

It's a fascist campaign line I believe, originally from Italy.  As in "Vote for the Fascist party, we'll make sure the trains run on time"  They actually did not, nor did the Nazis, Under the Fascists Italian trains actually had worse delays than previously.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Freeky

But I still want to know where the trains went. :?

Phox


Adios

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 06, 2010, 06:27:22 AM
But I still want to know where the trains went. :?

I don't think he was referring to a specific physical place. Mussolini used the train system to propel himself into leadership and Italy went to hell on their trains. Sadly, Mussolini actually did very little to restore the trains at all, he just took credit for the work done since WW1 and the people believed him.

In spite of all the talk the trains still didn't really run on time, but by the time this was public knowledge, arguing about it would end you in a very bad place.

BabylonHoruv

You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl