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UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread

Started by Requia ☣, April 22, 2010, 04:44:30 AM

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Cramulus

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 07, 2010, 03:54:46 PM
But where do they get their news?

IIRC, taleb thinks you should listen to friends that are experts in whatever they're interested in

ie Dok is right there in Arizona - so he understands the story much better than those spags on the evening news.

Freeky

Quote from: Cramulus on September 07, 2010, 03:59:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 07, 2010, 03:54:46 PM
But where do they get their news?

IIRC, taleb thinks you should listen to friends that are experts in whatever they're interested in

ie Dok is right there in Arizona - he is much better at letting us know what the story is than those spags on the evening news.

Troof.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 07, 2010, 03:54:46 PM
But where do they get their news?

Reuters, AP, and the local paper.  The local paper has a bad habit of telling the Truth, and it's readership is dropping, as it caters to neither the fringe right or the fringe left.  There's lots of outrage, but it isn't about Obama being a muslim terrorist socialist peacenik Nazi, nor is it about Glenn Beck's latest hilarity.

Mostly, it has to do with The City eating people, and what our state government is doing to its citizenry.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cramulus on September 07, 2010, 03:59:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 07, 2010, 03:54:46 PM
But where do they get their news?

IIRC, taleb thinks you should listen to friends that are experts in whatever they're interested in

ie Dok is right there in Arizona - so he understands the story much better than those spags on the evening news.

The plastic surgery people on my TV also smile too much, when they tell me about the 4 year old's bones found in a wash all covered in coyote teeth marks.

It's the wrong kind of smile.  It's the smile that harried airline attendants (remember stewardesses) give you while you exit the plane.  Buh bye.  Bye now.  Buh bye.  Bye now.
Molon Lube

tyrannosaurus vex

If they don't smile, who will? This century is a ROARING GOOD TIME and you better act like it!
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: vexati0n on September 07, 2010, 05:32:34 PM
If they don't smile, who will? This century is a ROARING GOOD TIME and you better act like it!

That's the kind of smile I want.  Sort of a smile you'd get from the female villain in Hudson Hawk.
Molon Lube

Telarus

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 07, 2010, 05:33:29 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 07, 2010, 05:32:34 PM
If they don't smile, who will? This century is a ROARING GOOD TIME and you better act like it!

That's the kind of smile I want.  Sort of a smile you'd get from the female villain in Hudson Hawk.

Goddess, that movie had more impact on my highschool personality than I'd like to admit. =P
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http://www.care2.com/causes/civil-rights/blog/arizona-sheriff-forming-vigilante-group/
QuoteMaricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio announced that he intends to put together a volunteer vigilante force to hunt undocumented persons.  The announcement came by way of press release and is one long advocated for by Arpaio supporter and open neo-Nazi J.T. Ready. 

According the the press release, "The Sheriff will soon implement his plan to commission a volunteer armed posse force outfitted with appropriate hardware and gear to assist in the enforcement of illegal immigration and human smuggling laws."

:horrormirth:

Is it plugged in?

Doktor Howl

 :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:

My money is on the smugglers.
Molon Lube

Cain

They likely have a bigger budget than Arpaio, for starters.

Freeky

Um, is this where, to make a difference, normal citizens make their own group to oppose this vigilante group? Cuz thats what it about feels like.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 20, 2010, 10:24:17 PM
Um, is this where, to make a difference, normal citizens make their own group to oppose this vigilante group? Cuz thats what it about feels like.

No, that would be criminal.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 10:25:16 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 20, 2010, 10:24:17 PM
Um, is this where, to make a difference, normal citizens make their own group to oppose this vigilante group? Cuz thats what it about feels like.

No, that would be criminal.


Well, obviously. But so was the American revolution.