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Started by the last yatto, April 22, 2010, 09:07:15 AM

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the last yatto

April 22, 2010, 09:07:15 AM
 :magick:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
April 22, 2010, 09:08:12 AM
Now that sounds HOT.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Remington

#2
April 22, 2010, 09:13:48 AM
It couldn't possibly fit!
Is it plugged in?

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#3
April 22, 2010, 09:16:48 AM
is it like figging but with a pineapple?

Salty

#4
April 22, 2010, 09:24:43 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 22, 2010, 09:13:48 AM
It couldn't possibly fit!

Oh I dunno. I like to think that with the right lubricant and a little patience anything is possible.
But I'm an optimist. :)
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

NotPublished

#5
April 22, 2010, 09:39:22 AM
Anythings possible with repetition
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

the last yatto

#6
April 22, 2010, 11:20:57 AM
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Pope Pixie Pickle

#7
April 22, 2010, 11:27:36 AM
Stop stealing my cocktail stock!

/Grumbles about perverts.

the last yatto

#8
April 22, 2010, 12:45:06 PM
YOUR RAIN HAS CAUSED FRED TO  ONLY HAVE HALF HER BACON RATIONS THIS MORNING
:argh!:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Thurnez Isa

#9
April 22, 2010, 12:48:27 PM
FRED HOW COULD YOU
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
:argh!:
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Pope Pixie Pickle

#10
April 22, 2010, 12:52:01 PM
Rain Goddess, barmaid, I can't help it if I'm versatile.

Richter

#11
April 22, 2010, 12:54:18 PM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on April 22, 2010, 09:16:48 AM
is it like figging but with a pineapple?

Sort of.
In figging peeling is necessary to get the effect.  With a pineapple in a  similar use, peeling would be a unjustified act of MERCY.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

#12
April 22, 2010, 01:11:35 PM
Who figs in an pineapple under the sea? 

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#13
April 22, 2010, 01:12:53 PM
Not me, ya fruit.
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