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For my part, I've replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.

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Question: How do YOU get motivated?

Started by Rumckle, April 28, 2010, 01:41:02 PM

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masturbation.

That is usually reserved for motivation to get out of bed.

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Fuck yeah, the only way to start your day is with an orgasm!

Jasper

Quote from: Vladimir Poopin on May 03, 2010, 06:45:11 PM
Fuck yeah, the only way to start your day is with an orgasm!

Meh.

"Welp, might as well face it.  This is as good as today is going to get."

LMNO

Quote from: Vladimir Poopin on May 03, 2010, 06:45:11 PM
Fuck yeah, the only way to start your day is with an orgasm!

Sounds like the opposite of the Live Toad Ritual.

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