CHEF DIES AFTER FEELING EEL

[the last yatto]

made in china

[Triple Zero]

A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.

Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html#ixzz0mdpUMw00



CHEF! WE HARDLY KNEW YA!

with friends like his you don't need enemas . . .

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

...rest in peace, Chef Diesel. 

[Dysnomia]

There was an old Chef who swallowed a whale (pronounce weel a la little boy at preschool)
he swallowed the whale to catch the seal
he swallowed the seal to catch the eel
perhaps he'll keel

[Brotep]

One little goat eel, one slimy little goat eel
My father bought for two zuzim
One little goat eel, one slimy little goat eel.

Then came the cat
And ate the kid eel
My father bought for two zuzim
One little goat eel, one slimy little goat eel.

Then came the dog
And bit the cat
That ate the kid eel
My father bought for two zuzim
One little goat eel, one slimy little goat eel.

Then came the stick
And beat the dog
That bit the cat
That ate the kid eel
My father bought for two zuzim
One little goat eel, one slimy little goat eel.

Then came the fire
That burned the stick
That beat the dog
That bit the cat
That ate the kid eel
My father bought for two zuzim
One little goat eel, one slimy little goat eel.

Then came the water
That quenched the fire
That burned the stick
That beat the dog
That bit the cat
That ate the kid eel
My father bought for two zuzim
One little goat eel, one slimy little goat eel.

Then came the ox
That drank the water
That quenched the fire
That burned the stick
That beat the dog
That bit the cat
That ate the kid eel
My father bought for two zuzim
One little goat eel, one slimy little goat eel.

Then came the butcher
That slew the ox
That drank the water
That quenched the fire
That burned the stick
That beat the dog
That bit the cat
That ate the kid eel
My father bought for two zuzim.
One little goat eel, one slimy little goat eel.

Then came the Angel of Death
And killed the butcher
That slew the ox
That drank the water
That quenched the fire
That burned the stick
That beat the dog
That bit the cat
That ate the kid eel
My father bought for two zuzim
One little goat eel, one slimy little goat eel.

Then came the Holy One
Blessed be G-d
And destroyed the Angel of Death
That killed the butcher
That slew the ox
That drank the water
That quenched the fire
That burned the sticks
That beat the dog
That bit the cat
That ate the kid eel
My father bought for two zuzim
One little goat eel, one slimy little goat eel.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

One little goat eel, one slimy little goat eel
My father bought for two zuzim
One little goat eel, one slimy little goat eel.

Then came the cat
And ate the kid eel
My father bought for two zuzim
One little goat eel, one slimy little goat eel.

Then came the dog
And bit the cat
That ate the kid eel
My father bought for two zuzim
One little goat eel, one slimy little goat eel.

Then came the stick
And beat the dog
That bit the cat
That ate the kid eel
My father bought for two zuzim
One little goat eel, one slimy little goat eel.

Then came the fire
That burned the stick
That beat the dog
That bit the cat
That ate the kid eel
My father bought for two zuzim
One little goat eel, one slimy little goat eel.

Then came the water
That quenched the fire
That burned the stick
That beat the dog
That bit the cat
That ate the kid eel
My father bought for two zuzim
One little goat eel, one slimy little goat eel.

Then came the ox
That drank the water
That quenched the fire
That burned the stick
That beat the dog
That bit the cat
That ate the kid eel
My father bought for two zuzim
One little goat eel, one slimy little goat eel.

Then came the butcher
That slew the ox
That drank the water
That quenched the fire
That burned the stick
That beat the dog
That bit the cat
That ate the kid eel
My father bought for two zuzim.
One little goat eel, one slimy little goat eel.

Then came the Angel of Death
And killed the butcher
That slew the ox
That drank the water
That quenched the fire
That burned the stick
That beat the dog
That bit the cat
That ate the kid eel
My father bought for two zuzim
One little goat eel, one slimy little goat eel.

Then came the Holy One
Blessed be G-d
And destroyed the Angel of Death
That killed the butcher
That slew the ox
That drank the water
That quenched the fire
That burned the sticks
That beat the dog
That bit the cat
That ate the kid eel
My father bought for two zuzim
One little goat eel, one slimy little goat eel.

Oh good goddamn.