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Started by P3nT4gR4m, May 01, 2010, 11:12:55 AM

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P3nT4gR4m

May 01, 2010, 11:12:55 AM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Suu

#1
May 01, 2010, 11:56:58 AM
FUCK A FRUIT BASKET!

How about an ice sandwich, ya fridge?!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

#2
May 01, 2010, 01:34:37 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 01, 2010, 11:12:55 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=414TmP12WAU  :? :eek: :lulz: :fap:


Actually that was pretty good, I'll keep these in mind for when I need a larf
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Sir Squid Diddimus

#3
May 01, 2010, 05:44:53 PM
Apple juuuuuice, at half price  :lulz:

Jasper

#4
May 01, 2010, 10:43:33 PM
Oh my god, I've never laughed so hard at TNG.  Damn!

BadBeast

#5
May 03, 2010, 12:32:13 AM
"I have a sheep, over at my house, doing roofing, come and drop in, we'll put on Zeppelin, and eat cheddar cheeese!"
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#6
May 03, 2010, 01:08:20 AM
This is pinealism, done right.

:lulz:
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
May 03, 2010, 01:32:58 AM
Wow, that was great! :lulz:

it also made me want to listen to "Delicious" again. http://rustypants.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/delicious.mp3

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#8
May 03, 2010, 02:58:15 PM
I surprised you guys haven't seen this already. Trav and I have been quoting them for months.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jasper

#9
May 03, 2010, 07:22:09 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on May 03, 2010, 01:08:20 AM
This is pinealism, done right.

:lulz:

:crankey:  WHA-

Oh.  Yeah, you're right. :lol:

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#10
May 04, 2010, 10:13:16 PM
Who pooed on your dad?

Iason Ouabache

#11
May 06, 2010, 07:46:33 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

OMG!!1!!! CAN'T.... BREATH!!!!
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Shibboleet The Annihilator

#12
May 06, 2010, 03:49:01 PM
If you like Day Job Orchestra, you should also check out Swede Mason.
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