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Started by Dimocritus, July 28, 2010, 04:03:52 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#60
August 05, 2010, 05:24:22 PM
"Buy the worst beer this place has to offer and pour it on the drummer's head."
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Cuddlefish

#61
August 05, 2010, 05:40:20 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 05, 2010, 05:24:22 PM
"Buy the worst beer this place has to offer and pour it on the drummer's head."

Hrmm...

How 'bout: "Switch the drummers beer with a can of piss."

God, that's awful.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Nephew Twiddleton

#62
August 05, 2010, 05:43:22 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 05, 2010, 05:40:20 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 05, 2010, 05:24:22 PM
"Buy the worst beer this place has to offer and pour it on the drummer's head."

Hrmm...

How 'bout: "Switch the drummers beer with a can of piss."

God, that's awful.

That could lead to an interesting situation if the guy next to him had "Prevent nearest envelope holder's action AT ALL COSTS"
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

#63
August 05, 2010, 06:50:05 PM
Perhaps I'm biased here, but my opinion of most hardcore bands is that the rest of the band can play as shittily as they want to, but if the drummer fucks up, the entire song fails instantly.  Maybe you should just leave him alone.

Adios

#64
August 05, 2010, 06:51:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 05, 2010, 06:50:05 PM
Perhaps I'm biased here, but my opinion of most hardcore bands is that the rest of the band can play as shittily as they want to, but if the drummer fucks up, the entire song fails instantly.  Maybe you should just leave him alone.

Ding.

Eater of Clowns

#65
August 05, 2010, 06:56:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 05, 2010, 06:50:05 PM
Perhaps I'm biased here, but my opinion of most hardcore bands is that the rest of the band can play as shittily as they want to, but if the drummer fucks up, the entire song fails instantly.  Maybe you should just leave him alone.

You play many different roles in your various musical endeavors. Which do you enjoy the most?


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Triple Zero

#66
August 05, 2010, 07:29:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 05, 2010, 06:50:05 PM
Perhaps I'm biased here, but my opinion of most hardcore bands is that the rest of the band can play as shittily as they want to, but if the drummer fucks up, the entire song fails instantly.  Maybe you should just leave him alone.

On the one hand, you're absolutely right. For most hardcore/hardcore punk bands I've seen, how much I enjoyed their music was directly proportional to the skill of their drummer.

On the other hand, Dimo's right, it's not fair if he gets off much easier than the rest of the band :-P
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Adios

#67
August 05, 2010, 07:31:39 PM
So have everybody fuck with him between sets.

LMNO

#68
August 05, 2010, 07:34:27 PM
Ah.  I got it.

Buxom women rubbing themselves against his neck and back whilst he plays.



LMNO
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Cuddlefish

#69
August 05, 2010, 07:44:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 05, 2010, 06:50:05 PM
Perhaps I'm biased here, but my opinion of most hardcore bands is that the rest of the band can play as shittily as they want to, but if the drummer fucks up, the entire song fails instantly.  Maybe you should just leave him alone.

There is truth to that. But, a complaint that I get from drummers alot is that they aren't able to interact with the crowd. So maybe aggressive isn't the best way to go, but i still feel something should be done to include him in the fun.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

LMNO

#70
August 05, 2010, 07:55:32 PM
Pull an Anthrax.  Joey Belladonna would play the drums during "I'm The Man".

You've claimed to have some drumming skills.  A few bars of "Wipeout" could get your guy out front and doing stupid shit.

Cuddlefish

#71
August 05, 2010, 08:01:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 05, 2010, 07:55:32 PM
Pull an Anthrax.  Joey Belladonna would play the drums during "I'm The Man".

You've claimed to have some drumming skills.  A few bars of "Wipeout" could get your guy out front and doing stupid shit.

Not a bad idea... Though, we would have to specifically write something for that, as my stamina and speed doesn't match up with any of our existing songs.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

LMNO

#72
August 05, 2010, 08:05:17 PM
Make it a half time oi-flavored mosh.  Grind out a bassline, and then steal an old Funkadelic chant, like:
"I FUCK 'EM, JUST TO SEE THE LOOK ON THEIR FACE/FUCKEM JUSTA SEE THE LOOK ON THEIR FACE!"

Repeat for a minute or two, create mayhem and sexual fury, and then stop.



You're welcome.

Triple Zero

#73
August 05, 2010, 08:11:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 05, 2010, 08:05:17 PM
Make it a half time oi-flavored mosh.  Grind out a bassline, and then steal an old Funkadelic chant, like:
"I FUCK 'EM, JUST TO SEE THE LOOK ON THEIR FACE/FUCKEM JUSTA SEE THE LOOK ON THEIR FACE!"

Repeat for a minute or two, create mayhem and sexual fury, and then stop.



You're welcome.

:mittens:

damn, it's been too long since i've been to a concert like this
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