ITT: Robotic Prosthetics

[Jasper]

One or both of your hands are lost, and a medical research foundation is going to build you a neural prosthetic that can accommodate a variety of implements.  You get a set of robot hands for free, but you can design your own attachments for it too.

Me, I'd get a circular saw for the left stump and a pneumatic spike for the right.

What about you?

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I'd get one of these for my right arm and rack of lamb for my left.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Vibrator & Richard Nixon puppet.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Two robot monkey heads that scream like they're being put to a belt sander whenever I move my tendons.


...with opposable thumbs grafted to their foreheads.

[Jasper]

 

And I thought the spike was scary...

[Eater of Clowns]

-A splitter that allows two arm attachments for each arm socket.
-Four more splitters, allowing eight total attachments.
-A beehive
-A scalpel
-A suction head for a wet/dry vac
-A drain for the wet/dry vac
-Two (2) regular hands
-A flamethrower
-A novelty sized middle finger.

[President Television]

nuff said

[Jasper]

Grappling hook launcher and poison dart shooter, anyone?

[Faust]

A cannister of magicians flash power on one hand and a cattle prod in the other.

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

I'd just replace each hand with three hands and arm subassemblies (up to the elbow joint). Being able to rotate my wrists 180 degrees could be really handy too.