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Re: RIP PAYNE.
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2010, 08:48:01 am »
RIP Payne. Too young to die. Too short to live  :cry:
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Re: RIP PAYNE.
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2010, 01:33:30 pm »
 :x

I think he was the only PDer who actually looked forward to my puns. 

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Re: RIP PAYNE.
« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2010, 03:07:27 pm »
Oh, Payne, what will we do without you?

WHO'S GONNA CARVE THE CHRISTMAS HAGGIS?   :x

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Re: RIP PAYNE.
« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2010, 03:12:18 pm »
PAYNNNE THE HEADLESS MESSIAH
SCOTLAND'S BRAVESST SONNNNN
YOU CAN STILL SEE HIS HEADLESS BODY
STALKING THROUGH THE NIGHT
IN  THE MUZZLE FLASH
OF PAYNES WOMP GUN
IN THE MUZZLE FLASH OF
PAYNE'S WOMP GUN
 :cry:
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Re: RIP PAYNE.
« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2010, 04:55:32 pm »
It's all true.

ALL.

TRUE.

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Re: RIP PAYNE.
« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2010, 04:58:06 pm »
It's all true.

ALL.

TRUE.

Sorry your head got eaten, Payne.   :cry:
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Re: RIP PAYNE.
« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2010, 08:04:34 pm »
It's all true.

ALL.

TRUE.

Sorry your head got eaten, Payne.   :cry:

S'ok Dok.

I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.

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Re: RIP PAYNE.
« Reply #22 on: May 05, 2010, 08:07:40 pm »
It's all true.

ALL.

TRUE.

Sorry your head got eaten, Payne.   :cry:

S'ok Dok.

I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.

True, a neck pipe is more streamlined than a head.  Ears are nature's spoilers.
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Re: RIP PAYNE.
« Reply #23 on: May 05, 2010, 08:27:33 pm »
It's all true.

ALL.

TRUE.

Sorry your head got eaten, Payne.   :cry:

S'ok Dok.

I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.

True, a neck pipe is more streamlined than a head.  Ears are nature's spoilers.

The whole "mouth" business only gets in the way of my tongue, and it's many and varied functions.

And you only really need one eye on a somewhat prehensile stalk.

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Re: RIP PAYNE.
« Reply #24 on: May 05, 2010, 08:53:21 pm »
It's all true.

ALL.

TRUE.

Sorry your head got eaten, Payne.   :cry:

S'ok Dok.

I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.

True, a neck pipe is more streamlined than a head.  Ears are nature's spoilers.

The whole "mouth" business only gets in the way of my tongue, and it's many and varied functions.

And you only really need one eye on a somewhat prehensile stalk.

OH GOD PAYNE HAS TURNED INTO A TENTACLE MONSTER :x
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Re: RIP PAYNE.
« Reply #25 on: May 05, 2010, 08:53:45 pm »
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Re: RIP PAYNE.
« Reply #26 on: May 05, 2010, 08:56:11 pm »
It's all true.

ALL.

TRUE.

Sorry your head got eaten, Payne.   :cry:

S'ok Dok.

I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.

True, a neck pipe is more streamlined than a head.  Ears are nature's spoilers.

The whole "mouth" business only gets in the way of my tongue, and it's many and varied functions.

And you only really need one eye on a somewhat prehensile stalk.

OH GOD PAYNE HAS TURNED INTO A TENTACLE MONSTER :x

SOMEONE TELL SISTER GOTHIQUE!  SHE LOVES THAT SHIT!
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Re: RIP PAYNE.
« Reply #27 on: May 05, 2010, 08:58:21 pm »
It's all true.

ALL.

TRUE.

Sorry your head got eaten, Payne.   :cry:

S'ok Dok.

I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.

True, a neck pipe is more streamlined than a head.  Ears are nature's spoilers.

The whole "mouth" business only gets in the way of my tongue, and it's many and varied functions.

And you only really need one eye on a somewhat prehensile stalk.

OH GOD PAYNE HAS TURNED INTO A TENTACLE MONSTER :x

SOMEONE TELL SISTER GOTHIQUE!  SHE LOVES THAT SHIT!

Who doesn't?

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Re: RIP PAYNE.
« Reply #28 on: May 05, 2010, 11:33:12 pm »
I hope you enjoy your new speed holes :D
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