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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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RIP PAYNE.

Started by Doktor Howl, May 05, 2010, 01:54:51 AM

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P3nT4gR4m

#15
May 05, 2010, 08:48:01 AM
RIP Payne. Too young to die. Too short to live  :cry:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

AFK

#16
May 05, 2010, 01:33:30 PM
 :x

I think he was the only PDer who actually looked forward to my puns. 

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Doktor Howl

#17
May 05, 2010, 03:07:27 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 05, 2010, 06:21:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 02:06:12 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 05, 2010, 02:05:46 AM
Oh, Payne, what will we do without you?

WHO'S GONNA CARVE THE CHRISTMAS HAGGIS?   :x

this made me yell "PAH HAH!" real loud

We share common redneck neighbors.  It's only natural we'd have a similar sense of humor.
Molon Lube

Pariah

#18
May 05, 2010, 03:12:18 PM
PAYNNNE THE HEADLESS MESSIAH
SCOTLAND'S BRAVESST SONNNNN
YOU CAN STILL SEE HIS HEADLESS BODY
STALKING THROUGH THE NIGHT
IN  THE MUZZLE FLASH
OF PAYNES WOMP GUN
IN THE MUZZLE FLASH OF
PAYNE'S WOMP GUN
:cry:
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Payne

#19
May 05, 2010, 04:55:32 PM
It's all true.

ALL.

TRUE.

Doktor Howl

#20
May 05, 2010, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 04:55:32 PM
It's all true.

ALL.

TRUE.

Sorry your head got eaten, Payne.   :cry:
Molon Lube

Payne

#21
May 05, 2010, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 04:55:32 PM
It's all true.

ALL.

TRUE.

Sorry your head got eaten, Payne.   :cry:

S'ok Dok.

I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.

Doktor Howl

#22
May 05, 2010, 08:07:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 04:55:32 PM
It's all true.

ALL.

TRUE.

Sorry your head got eaten, Payne.   :cry:

S'ok Dok.

I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.

True, a neck pipe is more streamlined than a head.  Ears are nature's spoilers.
Molon Lube

Payne

#23
May 05, 2010, 08:27:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 08:07:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 04:55:32 PM
It's all true.

ALL.

TRUE.

Sorry your head got eaten, Payne.   :cry:

S'ok Dok.

I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.

True, a neck pipe is more streamlined than a head.  Ears are nature's spoilers.

The whole "mouth" business only gets in the way of my tongue, and it's many and varied functions.

And you only really need one eye on a somewhat prehensile stalk.

Darth Cupcake

#24
May 05, 2010, 08:53:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:27:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 08:07:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 04:55:32 PM
It's all true.

ALL.

TRUE.

Sorry your head got eaten, Payne.   :cry:

S'ok Dok.

I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.

True, a neck pipe is more streamlined than a head.  Ears are nature's spoilers.

The whole "mouth" business only gets in the way of my tongue, and it's many and varied functions.

And you only really need one eye on a somewhat prehensile stalk.

OH GOD PAYNE HAS TURNED INTO A TENTACLE MONSTER :x
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

LMNO

#25
May 05, 2010, 08:53:45 PM
 :fap:

Doktor Howl

#26
May 05, 2010, 08:56:11 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on May 05, 2010, 08:53:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:27:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 08:07:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 04:55:32 PM
It's all true.

ALL.

TRUE.

Sorry your head got eaten, Payne.   :cry:

S'ok Dok.

I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.

True, a neck pipe is more streamlined than a head.  Ears are nature's spoilers.

The whole "mouth" business only gets in the way of my tongue, and it's many and varied functions.

And you only really need one eye on a somewhat prehensile stalk.

OH GOD PAYNE HAS TURNED INTO A TENTACLE MONSTER :x

SOMEONE TELL SISTER GOTHIQUE!  SHE LOVES THAT SHIT!
Molon Lube

Payne

#27
May 05, 2010, 08:58:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 08:56:11 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on May 05, 2010, 08:53:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:27:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 08:07:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 04:55:32 PM
It's all true.

ALL.

TRUE.

Sorry your head got eaten, Payne.   :cry:

S'ok Dok.

I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.

True, a neck pipe is more streamlined than a head.  Ears are nature's spoilers.

The whole "mouth" business only gets in the way of my tongue, and it's many and varied functions.

And you only really need one eye on a somewhat prehensile stalk.

OH GOD PAYNE HAS TURNED INTO A TENTACLE MONSTER :x

SOMEONE TELL SISTER GOTHIQUE!  SHE LOVES THAT SHIT!

Who doesn't?

~~~Payne: One sexy motherfucker.

NotPublished

#28
May 05, 2010, 11:33:12 PM
I hope you enjoy your new speed holes :D
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.
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