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To Nigel and any other parent with daughters.

Started by Suu, May 05, 2010, 09:26:05 PM

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#30
May 06, 2010, 07:41:43 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on May 06, 2010, 12:15:19 AM
Quote from: BDS on May 05, 2010, 11:53:31 PM
Right up there with that recent video about the talk show paedophile. :|

the wha....  :x

You asked. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0WW9BXdKuc WARNING: Video contains horrific amounts of awkward.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#31
May 06, 2010, 08:05:15 AM Last Edit: May 06, 2010, 09:31:33 AM by The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck
Quote from: BDS on May 06, 2010, 07:41:43 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on May 06, 2010, 12:15:19 AM
Quote from: BDS on May 05, 2010, 11:53:31 PM
Right up there with that recent video about the talk show paedophile. :|

the wha....  :x

You asked. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0WW9BXdKuc WARNING: Video contains horrific amounts of awkward.

Ewwwww how could that stay on the air? I don't have a problem with normal adult/child kisses or anything, but that was creepytastic.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Reeducation

#32
May 06, 2010, 09:08:44 AM
Well shiiit.  :sad:
Good morning ruined.
I am very calm

BabylonHoruv

#33
May 06, 2010, 03:32:11 PM
Ack!

*tries to find a way to scrub his brain.  Finds himself rereading millions of screaming yahoos to get the sort of filth he can comfortably process back in there.*

You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

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BabylonHoruv

#34
May 06, 2010, 03:34:58 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on May 06, 2010, 12:09:53 AM
just for that i had to go look up little kid awesomeness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDl0tOKKr_8

fully clothed, very talented, no moves that a child shouldn't perform.


That they are dancing to wildthing, and Japanese somehow adds to the accomplishment of you finding this.

Still I am trying to find something with the elderly in it to properly clean my brain.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#35
May 06, 2010, 03:47:24 PM
My daughter took a hip-hop class this year at the community center, the Dr. said no soccer after the broken arm.  By the time I get off work and get there to pick her up it's done.  My oldest picked her up one day early as we had plans.  He physically drug her out of the class, went off on the teacher and the community center director.  

I never saw exactly what he saw, but he said when he walked up about 10 teenage boys were crowded outside the windows and when he got there to see it was and I quote "dance sex" according to him.

It seems the be the norm.  The dance teams we have seen at football and basketball games this year, and these are high school and middle school girls, look like strip routines, just without the pole or taking everything off.  I have sat there in complete jaw dropping shock staring at some of what these girls do.  

All I can say is, as a parent, it's my responsibility to make sure stuff like that doesn't happen with my child.    

Joy is back in soccer.  :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#36
May 06, 2010, 04:55:52 PM
It's revolting to me how many parents think it's cute when their little girls act like junior prostitutes. It's like the fashions; one of my friends calls it "Junior Slut; Fashion for Tots". It seems, also, to go hand-in-hand with the "I'm a brat and that's cute" mentality that later turns into "I'm a bitch and that makes me funny". No, actually; it just makes you unpleasant.

My sister has been training her daughter to be a tiny makeup-wearing, bratty fashion slave for several years, and the result is a shrill, annoying, loudly bitchy small child that I don't want to have in my house.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#37
May 06, 2010, 05:15:29 PM
yuck.

hooplala

#38
May 06, 2010, 05:20:06 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 06, 2010, 04:55:52 PM
It's revolting to me how many parents think it's cute when their little girls act like junior prostitutes. It's like the fashions; one of my friends calls it "Junior Slut; Fashion for Tots". It seems, also, to go hand-in-hand with the "I'm a brat and that's cute" mentality that later turns into "I'm a bitch and that makes me funny". No, actually; it just makes you unpleasant.

My sister has been training her daughter to be a tiny makeup-wearing, bratty fashion slave for several years, and the result is a shrill, annoying, loudly bitchy small child that I don't want to have in my house.

I never saw it before the Spice Girls came out... then it all went nuts.
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Mangrove

#39
May 06, 2010, 05:22:17 PM
Quote from: BDS on May 06, 2010, 07:41:43 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on May 06, 2010, 12:15:19 AM
Quote from: BDS on May 05, 2010, 11:53:31 PM
Right up there with that recent video about the talk show paedophile. :|

the wha....  :x

You asked. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0WW9BXdKuc WARNING: Video contains horrific amounts of awkward.

HOLEEE......FUCK that's disturbing.

By the way, NO MEANS NO YOU GAMESHOW DICKWAD!!!

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Lies

#40
May 06, 2010, 06:15:29 PM
Quote from: BDS on May 06, 2010, 07:41:43 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on May 06, 2010, 12:15:19 AM
Quote from: BDS on May 05, 2010, 11:53:31 PM
Right up there with that recent video about the talk show paedophile. :|

the wha....  :x

You asked. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0WW9BXdKuc WARNING: Video contains horrific amounts of awkward.

I didn't want to watch it after the first 20 seconds, and yet I was compelled to watch the whole thing anyway, all the while wanting to punch that guy everytime he got up close to those poor kids.

Fucking sick asshole.
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#41
May 07, 2010, 02:47:04 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 06, 2010, 04:55:52 PM
It's revolting to me how many parents think it's cute when their little girls act like junior prostitutes. It's like the fashions; one of my friends calls it "Junior Slut; Fashion for Tots".

Seen this yet?: http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx?blogentryid=585857&showcomments=true&rss=yes

Because they couldn't over-sexualize little girls any more, amirite?  :argh!:
Understanding requires the risk of insanity.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#42
May 07, 2010, 02:56:29 AM
Quote from: EmmaE on May 07, 2010, 02:47:04 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 06, 2010, 04:55:52 PM
It's revolting to me how many parents think it's cute when their little girls act like junior prostitutes. It's like the fashions; one of my friends calls it "Junior Slut; Fashion for Tots".

Seen this yet?: http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx?blogentryid=585857&showcomments=true&rss=yes

Because they couldn't over-sexualize little girls any more, amirite?  :argh!:

YEAH I saw that! FUCKING CREEPY AS SHIT.

You know what kinds of lingerie little girls should wear? HANES COTTON PANTIES WITH BUTTERFLIES AND TELETUBBIES GODDAMNIT. AND AN UNDERSHIRT.

ASGDLFSHLYHSLF:JKALSHLS:FAK!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#43
May 07, 2010, 02:58:31 AM
ALSO, "PARENTING". So your kid wants to do something that's innocently ambitious but not really age-appropriate. That's when you tell them, "That's such a smart idea sweetie, but not really appropriate for children your age, so I'm going to have to say no".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EmmaE

#44
May 07, 2010, 03:10:01 AM
Hell, I'd be amazed if anyone actually parents anymore. A younger friend of mine (I'm 25, he's 19) fucking raged and pouted like a child because his parents couldn't get him both a leather jacket and a 360 game for his birthday. Methinks he's allergic to jobs, as well as a strong sense of appreciation for what he has (a top of the line computer, spending money, etc etc); if I acted like he did, I would have gotten the shit slapped out of me.
All I seem to see is nothing but a bunch of spoiled brats who think they're entitled to everything in the world for being born.

Then again, this could be because I worked in retail lots and read STFU Parents, so..
Understanding requires the risk of insanity.
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