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ITT: Pickup Lines

Started by AFK, May 11, 2010, 05:29:39 PM

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Adios

Hi. I really suck at giving head and I can prove it if you like.

Adios

Nice mini dress. If you're not wearing panties we could have a fly problem.

Richter

What did the catfish say to the trout?  I've got my load, I'm backin out!
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Rumckle

Wasn't there an xkcd comic that had something like:
"that shirt looks good on you, but it would look even better as the top of a Molotov cocktail flying through a bank window"
??
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

If not, there should be.