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Started by Richter, May 11, 2010, 01:39:53 PM

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Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Telarus on May 12, 2010, 07:02:29 PM
City of Lost Children

Flesh Gordon

City of Lost Children is a bad film?  Hrm.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Telarus

I love it, but it flopped.

But you're right, it's no Flesh Gordon, the only movie I know of with magical stripper pasties.
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The Mystery of Chessboxing

Or just watch the rice segment, which is about three minutes into this

BadBeast

"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Jasper

Haha I forgot about that movie. 

REMINDED ME

Maximum Overdrive
Tales from the Crypt
The Forbidden Zone

Rococo Modem Basilisk



I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

johnnysquirrel

Pink Flamingos
Andre the Butcher (half horror flick half porn with Ron Jermey as the villian)
Charlie Bartlett

BadBeast

"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Thurnez Isa

Half the movies mentioned here are in no way bad movies  :?

Lady Terminator ('88) - An Indonesian rip off of the Terminator. There is a US release but I got it when it only existed in bootlegs. Notable for acting in which no one emotionally reacts to anything. The lady Terminator (who is possessed by some sea witch) is awesome. Seriously she makes Arnold look like a pussy. And see turns into a zombie that shoots lasers out of her eyes.

Rock N Roll Nightmare ('87) - 80's Glam rocker Thor fights Satan, who lives in a shack outside of Toronto. Satan's big power is to shoot starfish at him to 80's hair metal.

Sorceress ('82) - The poor man's Red Sonja, despite being made before. Sure its one of the most inept films ever made but it's fun

The Killer Shrews ('59) - 50 drive in monster fun with dogs dressed as, well shrews.

Private house of the SS ('77) - Bruno Mattei spaced out rip off Salon Kitty. What makes this movie is Gabriele Carrara who realizes he's in a bad movie so just overacts to a point of artistic brilliance

Woman's Prison Massacre ('83) - Bruno Mattei and Laura Gemser. What more do you want in life?

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers ('88) - Fred Olan Ray's best and most competent film. lol

The Magic Serpent ('66) - OK technologically not a bad film, actually its a masterpiece of early Japanese monster movies. For some reason though the only releases of this film are by companies that specialize in schlock, most notably Fred Olan Ray's Retromedia

Deathstalker 2 ('87) - How to describe it? Deathstalker meets Evil Dead.

War of the Gargantuas ('66) - Two big hairy apes fighting each other. One of the few Japanese monster movies where the American release is actually slightly better then the international. Like Magic Serpent one of those technologically not a bad movie but only released by companies which specialize in bad movies. The movie itself has a water breathing dragon, a fire breathing frog, and a web breathing flying spider. Also has some pretty cool magic fights.

Howard the Duck ('86) - People keep telling me this is a bad movie. I don't see it. I think it's fun.

Deadly Spawn ('83) - Alien puppet invasion story, but one that's kind of entertaining. Once it gets going it doesn't drag. Another fun movie. Probably shouldn't be considered bad, if not just cause people tell me it is.

The Giant Claw ('57) - Giant Battleship Vulture movie. Notable for having one of the most ridicules, incomplete, jaw droppingly funny monsters ever filmed

Troll 2 ('90) - Already mentioned. Claudio Fragasso proves he can make fun, bad movies without Brunno Mattei

Spider Baby ('68) - A cult classic with Lon Chaney Jr who raises a bunch of murderous inbreds, who all act like children. It's fun in that B movie drive in schlocky movie way.

Don't Look in the Basement ('73) - Best of the Don't do this don't do that movies and technically not a bad movie. Actually one of my personal favorite movies. Though also check out Don't Go Near the Park ('81) which is hilariously bad.

Jack Frost ('97) - the one about the killer snowman who attacks Snowmanton.

The Refrigerator ('91) - Speaking of stupid things to make a horror movie about. A killer refrigerator possess a due making him think he's the "wafflemaker". But like Jack Frost the film makers where trying to make a fun bad movie.

Night of the Creeps ('86) - A B movie that sort of pokes fun and tribute to bad 80's horror movies. Not a bad movie, but next to the Evil Dead series probably the best at manufacturing the feel of a bad movie. Also has the best badass movie cop in existence.

Godzilla vs the Smog Monster ('71) - For those of you that wondered what a Godzilla movie would be like on drugs. Godzilla flies lol

The Suckling ('90) - A classy film about a fetus that attacks an illegal abortion center/brothel.

Malibu Beach Vampires ('91) - I put this on because this is soooo bad it's unwatchable. Seriously I dare you to try to watch it.

These are ones that first come to mind. I have many many more.
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

BadBeast

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 17, 2010, 06:26:01 PM
Half the movies mentioned here are in no way bad movies  :?

Lady Terminator ('88) - An Indonesian rip off of the Terminator. There is a US release but I got it when it only existed in bootlegs. Notable for acting in which no one emotionally reacts to anything. The lady Terminator (who is possessed by some sea witch) is awesome. Seriously she makes Arnold look like a pussy. And see turns into a zombie that shoots lasers out of her eyes.

Rock N Roll Nightmare ('87) - 80's Glam rocker Thor fights Satan, who lives in a shack outside of Toronto. Satan's big power is to shoot starfish at him to 80's hair metal.

Sorceress ('82) - The poor man's Red Sonja, despite being made before. Sure its one of the most inept films ever made but it's fun

The Killer Shrews ('59) - 50 drive in monster fun with dogs dressed as, well shrews.

Private house of the SS ('77) - Bruno Mattei spaced out rip off Salon Kitty. What makes this movie is Gabriele Carrara who realizes he's in a bad movie so just overacts to a point of artistic brilliance

Woman's Prison Massacre ('83) - Bruno Mattei and Laura Gemser. What more do you want in life?

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers ('88) - Fred Olan Ray's best and most competent film. lol

The Magic Serpent ('66) - OK technologically not a bad film, actually its a masterpiece of early Japanese monster movies. For some reason though the only releases of this film are by companies that specialize in schlock, most notably Fred Olan Ray's Retromedia

Deathstalker 2 ('87) - How to describe it? Deathstalker meets Evil Dead.

War of the Gargantuas ('66) - Two big hairy apes fighting each other. One of the few Japanese monster movies where the American release is actually slightly better then the international. Like Magic Serpent one of those technologically not a bad movie but only released by companies which specialize in bad movies. The movie itself has a water breathing dragon, a fire breathing frog, and a web breathing flying spider. Also has some pretty cool magic fights.

Howard the Duck ('86) - People keep telling me this is a bad movie. I don't see it. I think it's fun.

Deadly Spawn ('83) - Alien puppet invasion story, but one that's kind of entertaining. Once it gets going it doesn't drag. Another fun movie. Probably shouldn't be considered bad, if not just cause people tell me it is.

The Giant Claw ('57) - Giant Battleship Vulture movie. Notable for having one of the most ridicules, incomplete, jaw droppingly funny monsters ever filmed

Troll 2 ('90) - Already mentioned. Claudio Fragasso proves he can make fun, bad movies without Brunno Mattei

Spider Baby ('68) - A cult classic with Lon Chaney Jr who raises a bunch of murderous inbreds, who all act like children. It's fun in that B movie drive in schlocky movie way.

Don't Look in the Basement ('73) - Best of the Don't do this don't do that movies and technically not a bad movie. Actually one of my personal favorite movies. Though also check out Don't Go Near the Park ('81) which is hilariously bad.

Jack Frost ('97) - the one about the killer snowman who attacks Snowmanton.

The Refrigerator ('91) - Speaking of stupid things to make a horror movie about. A killer refrigerator possess a due making him think he's the "wafflemaker". But like Jack Frost the film makers where trying to make a fun bad movie.

Night of the Creeps ('86) - A B movie that sort of pokes fun and tribute to bad 80's horror movies. Not a bad movie, but next to the Evil Dead series probably the best at manufacturing the feel of a bad movie. Also has the best badass movie cop in existence.

Godzilla vs the Smog Monster ('71) - For those of you that wondered what a Godzilla movie would be like on drugs. Godzilla flies lol

The Suckling ('90) - A classy film about a fetus that attacks an illegal abortion center/brothel.

Malibu Beach Vampires ('91) - I put this on because this is soooo bad it's unwatchable. Seriously I dare you to try to watch it.

These are ones that first come to mind. I have many many more.
I thought I'd seen some well ropey films in my time, but to be honest, I've never even heard of any of these.
But I've watched some Ed Wood films, and thoroughly enjoyed them. 
Even Toxic Avenger has moments of brilliance.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Thurnez Isa

Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

President Television

My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

BadBeast

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 17, 2010, 06:43:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXYzxiS3KrY

yes I do own this movie on VHS.
:lulz:

This truly has to be the worst thing I've seen for a long, long time. . (Is that a young, Dog, the Bounty Hunter?)
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: eighteen buddha strike on May 12, 2010, 08:58:03 PM
The Mystery of Chessboxing

Or just watch the rice segment, which is about three minutes into this

I came here to post this. The whole thing is worth watching.