p: febreeze and duct tape

[Horab Fibslager]

That which duct tape can not fix, can not be fixed.

either you aren't using the duct tape int eh right way, or you need febreze.

[Charlemagne]

That which duct tape can not fix, can not be fixed.

either you aren't using the duct tape int eh right way, or you need febreze.

What in the name of our goddess is febreze?

[Horab Fibslager]

That which duct tape can not fix, can not be fixed.

either you aren't using the duct tape int eh right way, or you need febreze.

What in the name of our goddess is febreze?

you poor unenlightened fool. febreze is perhaps oen the greatest miracles modern science has given birth to. the bottle claims it "eliminates odors and freshens", and yet it is so, oh so, so much (much much) mroe than that. i weep in the bask of its omniutility.

[Charlemagne]

That which duct tape can not fix, can not be fixed.

either you aren't using the duct tape int eh right way, or you need febreze.

What in the name of our goddess is febreze?

you poor unenlightened fool. febreze is perhaps oen the greatest miracles modern science has given birth to. the bottle claims it "eliminates odors and freshens", and yet it is so, oh so, so much (much much) mroe than that. i weep in the bask of its omniutility.

I am sorry, I still don't understand... It must be some american thing.

[Horab Fibslager]

That which duct tape can not fix, can not be fixed.

either you aren't using the duct tape int eh right way, or you need febreze.

What in the name of our goddess is febreze?

you poor unenlightened fool. febreze is perhaps oen the greatest miracles modern science has given birth to. the bottle claims it "eliminates odors and freshens", and yet it is so, oh so, so much (much much) mroe than that. i weep in the bask of its omniutility.

I am sorry, I still don't understand... It must be some american thing.

being a fien and stout canuckian i firmly and resoundly resent that assertion. we canuckians are at least 45% american culture free. (well ok maybe more liek 25%)


febreze

[Charlemagne]

Isn't sold in Sweden...


So what does it do anyway, except making the air "breezy fresh and sparkling"?

[gnimbley]

it is also a breath mint.

[Bella]

Isn't sold in Sweden...


So what does it do anyway, except making the air "breezy fresh and sparkling"?

It takes nasty, musty odors out of anything.....and I do mean anything.

If the curtains smell like cigarette smoke, or the baby barfs in the car, or the cat pees on the carpet, or you forget that you hid an Easter Egg between the couch cushions, it no longer has to be a problem because Febreze will eliminate the undesirable smells for you.  Best of all, it really doesn't have much smell of it's own, so you don't have that icky perfumy fake fresh air smell to gag on.

Forgot to wear deodorant and you've been running because you're late for a job interview? Febreze your pits and you're good to go.

[DJRubberducky]

Forgot to wear deodorant and you've been running because you're late for a job interview? Febreze your pits and you're good to go.

SOLD!

[Marl Fublewonker]

That which duct tape can not fix, can not be fixed.

If you can't "duck" it, fuck it.

[Horab Fibslager]

Isn't sold in Sweden...


So what does it do anyway, except making the air "breezy fresh and sparkling"?

you apparently live inteh heart of darkness. woe be upon ye, for ye have never seen the light.

it can be used as a weapon, to make up with a scorned lover, to warn enemies that you have febreze inteh hosue and are willing to use it, to cover the scent of wmds(saddam agrees, febreze is a great tool for this), to protect your weekly shipment of cocaine from beign detected by dea dogs, and to make yoursel feel pretty after a particualrly bad trip to the mirror. among other uses.

[Bella]

My next door neighbor burned scrambled eggs today and the smell permeated me entire house. Luckily, it's a very little house and a few shots of Febreze cleared that evil scorched egg smell right out.

[cyberus]

we canuckians are at least 45% american culture free. (well ok maybe more liek 25%)

That 25% consists of:

Icy tundra
Curling
The metric system
Tim Horton's

[Horab Fibslager]

you forgot beer dope long weekends and hockey. we invented those and even if we didn't we're better at them, than the states.

[cyberus]

you forgot beer dope long weekends and hockey. we invented those and even if we didn't we're better at them, than the states.

I'll let everything besides the dope pass.  You may be closer to leaglization than the states, but we have far superior smuggling powers.  You just have vast forests to hide it in, so when it started multiplying and taking over said forests, your government had no choice besides to at least decriminalize it.