ITT: Pickup Lines

[Adios]

Hi. I really suck at giving head and I can prove it if you like.

[Adios]

Nice mini dress. If you're not wearing panties we could have a fly problem.

[Richter]

What did the catfish say to the trout?  I've got my load, I'm backin out!

[Rumckle]

Wasn't there an xkcd comic that had something like:
"that shirt looks good on you, but it would look even better as the top of a Molotov cocktail flying through a bank window"
??

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

If not, there should be.