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Difficult Choices: Get your dick out of that fish, you fish fucker!

Started by Cramulus, May 12, 2010, 11:15:23 PM

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Which would you rather fuck?

Somebody who is very beautiful but very passive in bed
3 (7.5%)
Somebody who is great in bed but only average looking
37 (92.5%)

Total Members Voted: 40

Nast

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Quote from: eighteen buddha strike on May 13, 2010, 10:11:56 PM
I dated a girl who would answer the phone during sex.
That relationship didn't last very long.

Mario would answer the phone while we were having sex. It drove me crazy. He'd also get up and make snacks or let the dog out. I guess that kind of thing is sort of necessary if you're at it for more than a couple of hours though.
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BadBeast

Quote from: eighteen buddha strike on May 13, 2010, 10:11:56 PM
I dated a girl who would answer the phone during sex.
That relationship didn't last very long.
I dated a girl, who would ring up her friend during sex, and tell her what we were doing. She would even get me talk to her friend to confirm she was telling the truth.
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NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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Jasper

Quote from: BadBeast on May 13, 2010, 10:23:05 PM
Quote from: eighteen buddha strike on May 13, 2010, 10:11:56 PM
I dated a girl who would answer the phone during sex.
That relationship didn't last very long.
I dated a girl, who would ring up her friend during sex, and tell her what we were doing. She would even get me talk to her friend to confirm she was telling the truth.

::is oddly aroused::

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Quote from: Sigmatic on May 13, 2010, 09:12:11 PM
On the plus side, this means I'M the weird one around here!


8):hi5::)

I guess for us, "passive" doesn't automatically translate to "bad."
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BadBeast

Quote from: Sigmatic on May 13, 2010, 10:28:22 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 13, 2010, 10:23:05 PM
Quote from: eighteen buddha strike on May 13, 2010, 10:11:56 PM
I dated a girl who would answer the phone during sex.
That relationship didn't last very long.
I dated a girl, who would ring up her friend during sex, and tell her what we were doing. She would even get me talk to her friend to confirm she was telling the truth.

::is oddly aroused::
She even rang up her mother once, and managed to have a conversation about Bus times.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Jasper

Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on May 13, 2010, 10:36:03 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 13, 2010, 09:12:11 PM
On the plus side, this means I'M the weird one around here!


8):hi5::)

I guess for us, "passive" doesn't automatically translate to "bad."

That's not what it means at the power exchange. :lulz:

Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Cramulus on May 13, 2010, 09:07:22 PM
yeah, at 29 to 2, this was hardly a "difficult choice"
:dok:
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Triple Zero

I'm unsure, isn't the big deal that Gaia is filled with little kids talking about pokemon all the time and being all KAWAIII ^______^?

What's that got to do with this being a difficult choice for them?
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Freeky

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Jasper

The predictable part is that they'd choose the pretty girl because they have no taste.


Freeky

Quote from: Sigmatic on May 15, 2010, 02:17:00 AM
The predictable part is that they'd choose the pretty girl because they have no taste.



Also because they think they'd get more cred to want a pretty girl, because otherwise you're TEH GAYAIDS. And they'd be claiming that they'd all have only done total hotties, no matter what.

Eater of Clowns

I would say they choose the hot one because when you're getting no sex, and mostly likely haven't ever, even passive is still pretty damn good.
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Freeky

For fun I asked this question in CB. So far all 6 answers have been for the great lay.

I feel dirty just going in there, though, so I'ma stop that.