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Started by Adios, May 13, 2010, 12:41:11 AM

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The Rev

I am learning lots of fun things about SS.

We found that you became disabled under our rules on March 25, 2010. However, you have to be disabled for 5 full calendar months in a row before you can be entitled to benefits. For these reasons, your first month of entitlement to benefits is September, 2010.

Also, because I am disabled because of medical reasons and on SS I cannot get Medicare for 2 years.  :?

My monthly benefit will in no way pay for medical insurance with my pre-existing conditions.

Triple Zero

maybe I'm too European but I can't read "SS" without thinking about that other SS ...
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INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

The Rev

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 13, 2011, 07:34:33 PM
maybe I'm too European but I can't read "SS" without thinking about that other SS ...


:lulz:

Golden Applesauce

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 13, 2011, 07:34:33 PM
maybe I'm too European but I can't read "SS" without thinking about that other SS ...

Thank god, I thought I was the only one.

Around here, it also stands for "Selective Service," which is the org you need to register with in case they ever decide to reinstate the draft.

So every high school has signs warning male students that they'll lose their driver's license unless they join the SS.  I don't know who signed off on that abbreviation.
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

The Rev

We paid cash for a 34 foot motorhome today. No pics yet but we pick it up Wednesday, the owner of the RV lot insisted on going through all the systems to make sure everything works correctly.

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Rev

Sprint Overdrive for internet access on the road. Check
New laptop to replace my ancient and immobile tower. Check
Plat Station 3 for movies and Netflix. Check
Packed and ready to load in Motorhome. Check
Full tank of gas. Check
Full propane tank. Check
Back-up camera installed. Check
All systems working. Check

Weeks trial living in new home, scheduled at Tuttle Creek State Park.

After that to Nebraska and then Colorado to see kids and grandkids.

After that, Destination...In the immortal words of Captain Kirk, "Thataway."

Don Coyote

Quote from: Charley Brown on October 17, 2011, 10:01:49 PM
Sprint Overdrive for internet access on the road. Check
New laptop to replace my ancient and immobile tower. Check
Plat Station 3 for movies and Netflix. Check
Packed and ready to load in Motorhome. Check
Full tank of gas. Check
Full propane tank. Check
Back-up camera installed. Check
All systems working. Check

Weeks trial living in new home, scheduled at Tuttle Creek State Park.

After that to Nebraska and then Colorado to see kids and grandkids.

After that, Destination...In the immortal words of Captain Kirk, "Thataway."


AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Rev

Quote from: Donald Coyote on October 17, 2011, 10:04:56 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 17, 2011, 10:01:49 PM
Sprint Overdrive for internet access on the road. Check
New laptop to replace my ancient and immobile tower. Check
Plat Station 3 for movies and Netflix. Check
Packed and ready to load in Motorhome. Check
Full tank of gas. Check
Full propane tank. Check
Back-up camera installed. Check
All systems working. Check

Weeks trial living in new home, scheduled at Tuttle Creek State Park.

After that to Nebraska and then Colorado to see kids and grandkids.

After that, Destination...In the immortal words of Captain Kirk, "Thataway."


AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I almost feel like a kid again.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Charley Brown on October 17, 2011, 10:01:49 PM
After that, Destination...In the immortal words of Captain Kirk, "Thataway."

In English, that is "South" and "West".

Come down here, Charley.  You'll like it so much you'll never leave.  Ever.
Molon Lube

The Rev

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 17, 2011, 10:10:32 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 17, 2011, 10:01:49 PM
After that, Destination...In the immortal words of Captain Kirk, "Thataway."

In English, that is "South" and "West".

Come down here, Charley.  You'll like it so much you'll never leave.  Ever.

:lulz:

Right now we are discussing going to my hometown of Hazlehurst, Ga for the winter.  Yep, county seat of Jeff Davis County.

Oh, and I promise you we would damn sure leave that desert long before those triple digit days!

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Charley Brown on October 17, 2011, 10:15:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 17, 2011, 10:10:32 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 17, 2011, 10:01:49 PM
After that, Destination...In the immortal words of Captain Kirk, "Thataway."

In English, that is "South" and "West".

Come down here, Charley.  You'll like it so much you'll never leave.  Ever.

:lulz:

Right now we are discussing going to my hometown of Hazlehurst, Ga for the winter.  Yep, county seat of Jeff Davis County.

Oh, and I promise you we would damn sure leave that desert long before those triple digit days!

Everyone says that.  And then stuff happens, it's only temporary, and then the days trickle by and suddenly it's 6 years later.
Molon Lube

The Rev

No telling how long I will be able to tolerate my family, moving far away wasn't an accident, after all.

The Rev

Ratchair in the Piney woods.


Luna

Hey!  Before you trap him in Tuscon, send 'im up here, first!
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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